Ok, the fowl among us sees this...this...BIRD as a hero in the end, BUT, if you look closely at 1:05, it's astonishingly clear that the bird is saying "look, a-hole, the bagel or your eyeballs...you decide." You're all under the assumption that these tiny creatures are harmless. Tsk. Tsk. I now refer you to Tippe Hedren, circa 1963. Has anyone seen her upclose since, aside from her doll-like presence in a coffin that was presented to her daughter as a joke by the late, great, Alfred?