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You'd think that in a town of less than 2000 people....

jazzgeek

jazzgeek

The Rule Of Thirds.
....that I'd be the local "King of Corn Snakes". You know, become reknowned throughout my little village as the "go to" guy when it comes to corns.

BUT NOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

They'rrrrrre heeeeeeere!!!! They just left town, having put down a deposit on their new home. (And according to Google maps, the "total travel time" between my home and theirs is 41 seconds.)

I'll be trying not to be Ned Flanders to them. I hope that they won't be Homer and Marge to me. Besides, Connie doesn't have the hair for it. :grin01:

Over the next three weeks, the sleepy little town of Palmyra, Wisconsin will experience about a tenfold increase in the known captive corn snake population. Breed local, sell global, I guess.

And as much as I'm joking about it, it boils down to one word: COOL!

regards,
jazz
 
jazzgeek said:
....that I'd be the local "King of Corn Snakes". You know, become reknowned throughout my little village as the "go to" guy when it comes to corns.

BUT NOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

They'rrrrrre heeeeeeere!!!! They just left town, having put down a deposit on their new home. (And according to Google maps, the "total travel time" between my home and theirs is 41 seconds.)

I'll be trying not to be Ned Flanders to them. I hope that they won't be Homer and Marge to me. Besides, Connie doesn't have the hair for it. :grin01:

Over the next three weeks, the sleepy little town of Palmyra, Wisconsin will experience about a tenfold increase in the known captive corn snake population. Breed local, sell global, I guess.

And as much as I'm joking about it, it boils down to one word: COOL!

regards,
jazz
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I'll drink to that (and your recovery) and raise you 2 cools! :cool: :cool:
 
There goes the neighborhood! Not only corns but how about the Australian Shepherd population!!?? :)

D80
 
Drizzt80 said:
There goes the neighborhood! Not only corns but how about the Australian Shepherd population!!?? :)
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If only all dogs (my own included) and most humans had the manners of Riley.

But I'm glad Bo is black. Landing paws first in a pile of soot and topsoil is of no consequence to his appearance.

regards,
jazz
 
Dale mentioned the following...

....that I'd be the local "King of Corn Snakes". You know, become reknowned throughout my little village as the "go to" guy when it comes to corns.
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Demoted huh! :sidestep:

Regards.. Tim of T and J
 
PWNE'D! Anything else? That gave me a hell of a belly laugh! Now theres the wit that seemed to be down a bit last week.. Just think, a bit of rat posion gave you an edge!

Regards.. Tim of T and J
 
jazzgeek said:
....that I'd be the local "King of Corn Snakes". You know, become reknowned throughout my little village as the "go to" guy when it comes to corns.
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It must have been tough competeing with Petco for that title. :sidestep:

Good luck sneaking into the snake room late at night to make a withdrawal! Bring lots of valium-laced steak for the dogs.
 
jazzgeek said:
They'rrrrrre heeeeeeere!!!! They just left town, having put down a deposit on their new home. (And according to Google maps, the "total travel time" between my home and theirs is 41 seconds.)
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aw, man! That is SO unfair. :awcrap: As hard as I campaigned just for my geographic area and you get 'em as neighbors! aw, man. :headbang:
 
Kitty said:
aw, man! That is SO unfair. :awcrap: As hard as I campaigned just for my geographic area and you get 'em as neighbors! aw, man. :headbang:
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Yeah, guess who gets first shot after the holdbacks are chosen? ;)

regards,
jazz
 
You'll just have to buy a bunch 'o stripes. I hear that those folks don't cotton to 'em. You can still be the King of Striped Corns! :crazy02:
 
Roy Munson said:
You'll just have to buy a bunch 'o stripes. I hear that those folks don't cotton to 'em. You can still be the King of Striped Corns! :crazy02:
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Heh, I'm also one of those folks. That'd be like being proclaimed runner-up to Miss Congeniality. :grin01:

Of course, that's just my opinion about gart-UM, "striped" corns. YMMV.

regards,
jazz
 
Kool

Well at least you now have neighbors with corns. :cheers: Is that 41 seconds driving or walking, or by snowmobile? :shrugs:
 
tsthompson said:
Well at least you now have neighbors with corns. :cheers: Is that 41 seconds driving or walking, or by snowmobile? :shrugs:
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. . . or a drunken stagger . . . I mean, c'mon, it is Wisconsin! :sidestep:

D80
 
Drizzt80 said:
. . . or a drunken stagger . . . I mean, c'mon, it is Wisconsin! :sidestep:
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Sadly, that's when most everyone here drives their snowmobiles.

regards,
jazz
 
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