AshleyShadows
It piss me so bad.
Well my boyfriend's birthday is coming up, and he's been hinting at wanting his first corn snake. And by "hinting", I mean "blatantly asking for a corn snake". My response is always "aw, too bad I already got you a present..."
But since I'm the greatest girlfriend ever, meet Isolde! How do I know that's her name? Boyfriend just started talking about corns one day and said if he had one, he'd name is ____ (I don't remember, but it was stupid and a boy's name). And so I was like "and if it's a girl"...thus Isolde.
And how did I know he wanted a ghost? He gave me a list of the colors he liked. Ghost was the one I could afford
$10 at a tiny hole-in-the-wall reptile expo. She couldn't be nicer, and I'm so sad that I'm not keeping her. Oh well, after the marriage, she's 50% mine. I love you, Texas.
I'll definitely be posting more pictures, including him being so surprised And also future mating plans, which the bf knows nothing about!
Thanks for looking!
But since I'm the greatest girlfriend ever, meet Isolde! How do I know that's her name? Boyfriend just started talking about corns one day and said if he had one, he'd name is ____ (I don't remember, but it was stupid and a boy's name). And so I was like "and if it's a girl"...thus Isolde.
And how did I know he wanted a ghost? He gave me a list of the colors he liked. Ghost was the one I could afford
$10 at a tiny hole-in-the-wall reptile expo. She couldn't be nicer, and I'm so sad that I'm not keeping her. Oh well, after the marriage, she's 50% mine. I love you, Texas.
I'll definitely be posting more pictures, including him being so surprised And also future mating plans, which the bf knows nothing about!
Thanks for looking!