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Diary of a Corn Snake

SnakesMcGee

SnakesMcGee

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I am beginning a Diary of a Corn Snake. Please feel free to add contributions. In fact, I would strongly encourage you to do so!

Day 1:

I have been removed from the safety and security of my tiny, wonderfully uncomfortable enclosure and placed into an unknown environment. There are trees and branches and rocks here, but they are not real, and serve no purpose to my knowledge. My best attempts at espionage have failed; no matter where I hide my captor is able to find and remove me. He often removes me from my captivity for no discernible reason; my only guess is that I am being prepared for biological experimentation. I have attempted to flee numerous times to no avail. My only recourse is to remain motionless for the next several days in an attempt to convince him that I am dead. Then, and only then, I may have a chance at escaping this vast, hellish, wide-open space for the safety and comfort of a tiny hole in which to cram my body.

I have little hope of success. The future is dim.

Inspired by:

 
I hope this is the right forum for this... if not, I would be more than happy if a mod could move it.

Also I kinda said this already but PLEASE feel free to add posts of your own to this thread!
 
Day 2: my bendy branch has fallen, again. Its suction cup is faulty. I must wait for someone to reattach it, as I have no thumbs nor any limbs at all, really. When it is repaired, I will resume my search for another delicious dancing rodent, or, preferably, an exit from this madhouse. No rodents have appeared for 10 days and I have surely lost 0.05% of my body weight.
 
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