An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would some how come back to inform the other of the afterlife.
their biggest fear was that there really was no heaven.
after a long life, the husband was to go and, true to his word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched tv, she heasd a ghostly voice saying "maude ,maude!"
"Is that you john?" she asked as she looked vain around the room.
the voice responded."Yes maude, I've come back just like we agred."
"what's it like john?" maude asked.
john said, "well i got up in the morning and i have sex then i have brakfast, and after that more sex i bathe in the sun for a while and then i have sex twice i have lunch, then have sex until late at night and the next day it starts all over again,"
oh, john," maude said," than surely you must be in heaven!"
"not exactly," john said." i'm a rabbit somewhere near dubbe." :crazy02:
their biggest fear was that there really was no heaven.
after a long life, the husband was to go and, true to his word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched tv, she heasd a ghostly voice saying "maude ,maude!"
"Is that you john?" she asked as she looked vain around the room.
the voice responded."Yes maude, I've come back just like we agred."
"what's it like john?" maude asked.
john said, "well i got up in the morning and i have sex then i have brakfast, and after that more sex i bathe in the sun for a while and then i have sex twice i have lunch, then have sex until late at night and the next day it starts all over again,"
oh, john," maude said," than surely you must be in heaven!"
"not exactly," john said." i'm a rabbit somewhere near dubbe." :crazy02:
