In a word, NO.
Oh, the snakes are fine. The dog is fine. The dragons are fine.
But thanks to this fine weather we're having (current temperature is 10 degrees Fahrenheit), while I was running the dog on New Year's Day, I stepped on some weird half-ice, half-snow thingie and strained/stretched the tendons around the first metatarsal (the bones leading up to the big toe) on my right foot.
So my right instep is tender and swollen. I'm limping like I should be working in a bell tower.
And on top of it all, I'm in my late forties and I have a zit on my nose the size of Bermuda. I figure that if my voice starts cracking, I'm going through reverse puberty.
:awcrap:
:crying:
:sobstory:
regards,
jazz