Here's a good book idea for herps

[ShenziSixaxis]

'The Moronic Non-Reptile Keepers'


Or something to that nature. Someone over on the Pangea Forums said "I could write a book on all the moronic things I have heard in only a year of working at pet stores." Those of us who don't even work in pet stores have heard stupid stuff. Why hasn't someone made a book on this? XD

The way I'm thinking it out is in a format like this:
put a stupid quote here
put a snarky author response here
put a fun fact type thing here explaining why it's stupid and what's really true


Just some thought. I think a lot at night when everyone's asleep.

 

[Tatile]

I think something more like:

<Paraphrased Outlandish Quote Here>
The headaches and heartaches of working with pets and their owners.

It's a less inflammatory title

The idea of the book though is sound - particularly so if you're including information as to why this or that particular thing is wrong and/or unsafe.

 

[Hypancistrus]

Here's a good one from Craigslist Baltimore yesterday.

"Kittens available. Four kittens-- two black/white males, two grey tabby females. Born July 4th, ready to go home now! $15 rehoming fee."

Hmm... not even August 4th yet... so those kittens aren't even 4 weeks old. :realhot:

 

[ShenziSixaxis]

@Tatile: Yeah, a less inflammatory title might be good, but I've seen some really in-your-face ones in the humor section of Boarders. Looking at the above post, a general pet title would probably be even better!