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If Ishmael has been seen, can Roy Munson be far behind?

jazzgeek

jazzgeek

The Rule Of Thirds.
Sure, it's rhetorical, but what the hey....

My latest guilty pleasure is frequenting The Best Site On The Interwebz® EV-er, "People of Wal-Mart".

It's a photo blog of that wonderful mix of humans that frequent the nation's largest retailer. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be moved beyond description.

The (currently) latest post had to be shared, given the screen name of one of our mods.....enjoy!!


Dale
 
Hah! I was "Ishmael Borg" on at least one forum before I was "Roy" here. (But his last name was actually spelled "Boorg" in the film.)
 
Great, another hilarious feed to add to the dozen I'm already addicted to! I'll be needing more hours in my day just to keep up with them all.
 
Great, that's the first time I've actually looked at that site. I'm going to have nightmares now.
 
I knew I should not have looked. :noevil: My sides hurt from laughing at some.

I think I will bookmark that page. So when I get a little down on myself. I can always go there and instantly feel better.

Thanks Dale
 
My pleasure, Jeff. If the web is the "Information Superhighway", that site is the car wreck that causes "Gaper's Delay".

You can't help but to look at it as you're driving by. :grin01:


Dale
 
GREAT! I just spent an hour lost in that site, my poor husband is dying from lack of oxygen because he laughed so hard!!! Thanks Dale! :D
 
It's been a week or so since I was there (that site)....and vowed never to go back.....thanks, Dale.

But hey, Baton Rouge only has about 10 WalMarts within a 20 mile radius. I guess I could save on gas for my thrills, hunh?
 
I just wasted the better part of an hour at that site.

Dale...I don't know if I should love you or hate you for that...
 
You know, the scary part is that I wasn't too shocked by some of those pics. I mean, right before closing time 9-10pm-ish last week somebody had a pit-bull (against the rules, I'm sure) two checkout lines over from me, at the one across the river in Port Allen. Well, Brusly, actually. Pretty normal for Brusly, too, actually. IMHO.
Never crossed my mind until tonight that if I'd had my phone I could've taken a pic.
 
vetusvates said:
You know, the scary part is that I wasn't too shocked by some of those pics. I mean, right before closing time 9-10pm-ish last week somebody had a pit-bull (against the rules, I'm sure) two checkout lines over from me, at the one across the river in Port Allen. Well, Brusly, actually. Pretty normal for Brusly, too, actually. IMHO.
Never crossed my mind until tonight that if I'd had my phone I could've taken a pic.
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I would have to drive a couple 3-4 hours to get to the nearest Wal-Mart, but it almost seems worth the trip, just for giggles. I imagine if I sat in the parking lot for long enough, I could get some photos that would be everything from hilarious to unreal...There's just some things that you can never underestimate, and the stupidity of human beings is one of those things...

Obviously not all human beings...just the stupid ones...
 
vetusvates said:
You know, the scary part is that I wasn't too shocked by some of those pics. I mean, right before closing time 9-10pm-ish last week somebody had a pit-bull (against the rules, I'm sure) two checkout lines over from me, at the one across the river in Port Allen. Well, Brusly, actually. Pretty normal for Brusly, too, actually. IMHO.
Never crossed my mind until tonight that if I'd had my phone I could've taken a pic.
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I love that site, and just went back to it this weekend to catch up on the 11 pages I was behind. We have a Super Walmart open 24/7 and if you go around 3AM you can see the strippers, homeless, women in PJ's and slippers, and the drunks... good times... :laugh: Now that I have a camera phone, I should be posting on that site soon...
 
I have a walmart close by.
The don't have greeters. They have some kind of smell. Not sure from what or where. Going in is bad but waiting to check out is worse. I can't hold my breathe that long.

I never knew of that site. But from now on. My phone will be out and camera will be on. Just in case.
 
Jeff Linkchorst said:
I have a walmart close by.
The don't have greeters. They have some kind of smell. Not sure from what or where. Going in is bad but waiting to check out is worse. I can't hold my breathe that long.

I never knew of that site. But from now on. My phone will be out and camera will be on. Just in case.
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A 'SMELL'! You made me spit out coffee over myself! We have a local Coop I refuse to go in because it always smells of wee!
 
Jeff Linkchorst said:
Sorry about that J9. :laugh:
I don't think it's wee. But its nasty in its own way.
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It's how they get ya'...

The smell is a secret atomized toxin released into the air in minute amounts. The first 2 or 3 times you encounter it, it is horrible, and causes you to retreat very quickly. After that, however, it becomes enticing...addictive in nature. You NEED the smell. It's how Wal-Mart chooses their marketing demographic. If you go back more than 3 times in a short period of time, you become a life-time Wal-Marter...

It does have one negative side-effect, howeve. Studies have shown that it causes people to lose all respect for themselves and others, and destroys brain cells by the billions. But it's a risk Wal-Mart is willing to take...
 
tyflier said:
It's how they get ya'...

The smell is a secret atomized toxin released into the air in minute amounts. The first 2 or 3 times you encounter it, it is horrible, and causes you to retreat very quickly. After that, however, it becomes enticing...addictive in nature. You NEED the smell. It's how Wal-Mart chooses their marketing demographic. If you go back more than 3 times in a short period of time, you become a life-time Wal-Marter...

It does have one negative side-effect, howeve. Studies have shown that it causes people to lose all respect for themselves and others, and destroys brain cells by the billions. But it's a risk Wal-Mart is willing to take...
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:roflmao: very good Chris!
 
I don't think, after viewing POW.com, I am ever going to complain about the local Walmarts again.
 
I always imagine that at some point in time someone was walking through a clothing store and said, “ Oh look Mildred, isn’t this cute.” Mildred should have shot her.
 
I love P.O.W. as well. I've been checking it out for a few weeks now. I just keep hoping I don't see myself on there! :crazy02:
 
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