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Joke Sent To Me, So I'm Passing It On!

Susan

Susan

Go Ahead, Make My Day!
OK...my sister-in-law sent this to me and I figured that the members of CS.com might also think it's cute enough to post. Besides, it will make hubby happy as it was really his idea...and I need to butter him up as there's one more snake I want to buy right now. Anyway...here it is, as sent to me...

Wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in
the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees
so that he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy
bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown
wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on
her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I
don't think my python weally gives a thit."
 
LOL, omg that's a nice one. I've heard ones like that, but hey it's great every single time. Thanks for sharing.
 
That was great.. i will add this to the mix.
snakecartoon.jpg
 
here is a few off the top of my head you might like, their kind of CORNy (lol):

two cornsnakes are talking to each other after eating a delicious fuzzy, "are we poisenous??" the other replies "i dont know why?" and the other one says "cuz i bit my tongue"

what tile did the snake use for his kitchen remodel?
rep-tile

what do you get if you cross a snake and a robin?
a swallow

What do snakes take for an upset stomach?
Repto-bismol

why didnt the cornsnake eat the soup?
because he didnt have a spoon, he had a forked tongue.

what do you get if you cross a snake and a builder?
a boa constructor

what did the cornsnake think after reading this thread?
he thought it was hisssssssssssssterical!!
 
I'm going to start charging those who post jokes for the monitor wipes to clean my flat panel off! That was too funny Susan! rotflmao


Jenn
 
dont you guys just love the idea of posting jokes. if you want some good jokes go to testriffic.com, people post jokes on that site all day long, and there funny!! (jokes on the testrific site are not usually about snakes)
 
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