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"Officer, I can explain!" Game

Lyion

Lyion

~♪Sorry and Thanks♪~
I found a really fun game in another forum, called "Officer, I can explain!"

In the game, you have been pulled over and must explain why you have three objects in the trunk of your car. The first person posts the three objects that the next poster has, such as,

" Poster 1: You have a shaved husky, a rifle and a roll of wrapping paper."

Then, the next poster will make up a scenario explaining why they have the objects, and then the next three items for the next poster, such as.

" Poster 2: Officer, I can explain! I was going to a color guard parade and I decided to bring along my dog! It is really hot out so I shaved him. We don't have any decorations up yet, so I brought a roll of wrapping paper.

You have a massive Iguana, a box of cheese puffs and a baby maple tree..."

And so forth. So, I'll begin.



You have a box of chocolates, a monkey and a stick of dynamite.
 
Lyion said:
You have a box of chocolates, a monkey and a stick of dynamite.
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officer I can explain,

I really hate monkeys and I was planning on shoving the stick of dynamite up his rear and feed him chocolates while I lit the fuse :bomb: :eek:

You have a water ballon, a garden rake and a bottle of finger nail polish remover.
 
Officer, I can explain! It's a really hot day and my friends and I are going to garden the plants. The only thing is, we don't have any water cans. So we were going to fill up balloons with water to carry it out into the garden. Then we would rake and pop the balloon over the soil. Also, the sticks that the tomatoes are going to grow on were previously painted, so I was going to remove it to make it look more natural.
 
Oh. And you have a sack of persimmons, a baby painted like a clown and a water gun full of mayonaise.
 
Officer, I can explain. Im on my way home to rake up the leaves in my yard. Eveytime I get a nice pile of them, my son jumps in it and scatters back across the yard. When he tiries this time, I'm gonna send him running with that water balloon. The fingernail polish? That's not MINE!

You have a book of matches, a hedgehog and a skateboard.

Mitch
 
Office, I'm an animal trainer. For my next show I'm training my hedgehog to skate through a ring of fire.

You have a bucket of fish, a horse head mask, and Keens (sandals).
 
Officer, I can explain. I want to make the next Youtube hit, "Skateboarding hedgehog." Sadly, I couldn't manage to get my hedgehog to skateboard, so he'll sit on top while I use a matchbox rocket to make the skateboard move!

You have a massive toothbrush, a head of cabbage and a spoon.
 
BlackBear123 said:
Office, I'm an animal trainer. For my next show I'm training my hedgehog to skate through a ring of fire.

You have a bucket of fish, a horse head mask, and Keens (sandals). You have a massive toothbrush, a head of cabbage and a spoon.
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Officer I can explain! you see I'm off to feed my pet shark. He's partial to fish and cabbage soup which I will feed him using the spoon, followed by a good tooth cleaning. The horse mask is because he doesn't like people and the keens are excellent water wear.

You have a taxidermied minature horse, an antique grandfather clock, and a collection of semi-precious gemstones.
 
Officer, I can explain. Times are tough and I'm a little short on money so I'm taking this antique grandfather clock and these gemstones to my buddy's pawn shop for a little cash. The taxidermied miniature horse? Well sir, that's just a cruel joke. My buddy is a midget.

You have a fiddle, a hockey helmet and a pair of hip waders.
 
Officer, I can explain! I'm off to rehersals for Fiddle on the roof, and I'm the fiddler! I brought the hip waders to be painted for someones costume. And as for the helmet, things keep falling on set! It's only rehersals, so I brought a helmet

You have a fairy, a jar of tahini and a clock that ticks backwards
 
Officer, I can Explain! I've been having horrible nightmares and my Witch doctor told me that i needed to execute this tribal dance to get rid of them. I have to dance counterclockwise around a clock that ticks backwards with a fairy in my hand while i eat a Jar of Tahini.

You have a Fern, A ball and chain and a pair of assless chaps.
 
HazAnga said:
Officer, I can Explain! I've been having horrible nightmares and my Witch doctor told me that i needed to execute this tribal dance to get rid of them. I have to dance counterclockwise around a clock that ticks backwards with a fairy in my hand while i eat a Jar of Tahini.

You have a Fern, A ball and chain and a pair of assless chaps.
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Officer I can explain..............but I probably shouldnt.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 
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