Karl_Mcknight
Common Sense Holder
I thought I'd post a few Jokes to see if I could tickle anyone's funny bone.
Feel free to add some of your own if you wish:
Q: Who was Alexander Graham Bell Czenski?
A: The First Telephone Pole
Q: What's the Definition of "Perfect Pitch?"
A: When you throw your Accordion into the trash dumpster and it lands on a Banjo smashing it as well.
Q: What did the Heavy Metal Drummer get on his college entry exam?
A: Drool
Q: What's brown and black and looks good on a Lawyer?
A: A Doberman
Q: How do Blonde's brain cells die?
A: Alone
Q: How do you upset a Rock Guitarist?
A: Give him some sheet music
Q: What's the difference between a Bull and a Jazz Band?
A: Well on a Bull, the horns are in the front and the Butthole is in the back.
Feel free to add some of your own if you wish:
Q: Who was Alexander Graham Bell Czenski?
A: The First Telephone Pole
Q: What's the Definition of "Perfect Pitch?"
A: When you throw your Accordion into the trash dumpster and it lands on a Banjo smashing it as well.
Q: What did the Heavy Metal Drummer get on his college entry exam?
A: Drool
Q: What's brown and black and looks good on a Lawyer?
A: A Doberman
Q: How do Blonde's brain cells die?
A: Alone
Q: How do you upset a Rock Guitarist?
A: Give him some sheet music
Q: What's the difference between a Bull and a Jazz Band?
A: Well on a Bull, the horns are in the front and the Butthole is in the back.