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This makes me feel like Wade

A mile down the road? He needs to, at least, make sure the wife doesn't forget something and comes back home. What do you think...15-20 minutes?
 
A mile down the road? He needs to, at least, make sure the wife doesn't forget something and comes back home. What do you think...15-20 minutes?

oh at least...and maybe have a bell on the front door, just so he has time to throw the other girlie out the window...lol:rofl:
 
I bet she ran out of gas. :sidestep:

Wayne
Yep. The gas gauge needle below the E. The red gas pump light on the dash. The ding tone ringing. None of those were good enough because the overhead computer said there was 4 miles to empty! :grin01:
 
(Sheila in the next column) "It was the fuel pump, and my car is now running great. I smoothly ran over my husband, without even a mutter, and backed over him just to make sure it would go smoothly in reverse too. Thanks, John!" :)!!!
 
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