Spirit
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Aw man... I remember being excited about my birthday. Last year, I completely forgot. Someone phoned to wish me a happy birthday. The convo went as this:
Them: Happy birthday!
Me: It's not my birthday.
Them: Are you high?
Me: (laughs) No, but it's not my... wait... (goes to get calendar)... What the hell day of the month was I born on??
Them: (laughing hysterically) How old are you again?
Me: I'm turning 28, no, 29, no, 28... OMG I CAN'T REMEMBER!
I then proceeded to "do the math".
Cherish it now, mangrove.
Them: Happy birthday!
Me: It's not my birthday.
Them: Are you high?
Me: (laughs) No, but it's not my... wait... (goes to get calendar)... What the hell day of the month was I born on??
Them: (laughing hysterically) How old are you again?
Me: I'm turning 28, no, 29, no, 28... OMG I CAN'T REMEMBER!
I then proceeded to "do the math".
Cherish it now, mangrove.