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secretly normal
Salmonella Shalmonella. All of it's a lie made up by PETA.
Nah, just kidding.
lol. Come to think of it, I've eaten a heck of a lot of raw cookie dough as a kid (my mom baked a lot). Maybe I'm just immune now? I do have an iron gut, I can eat just about anything and expiry dates are just a suggestion to me. Come to think of it, I'm never sick either. Maybe I'm a robot, I should really look into that.