You know what.. I have an idea. There is this dog training show on Animal Planet. When the dog misbehaves the owner folds his arms and turns his back on the animal until it stops. Now, I am quite sure that this disgusting creature is not as smart as a canine, but it might work.
I make a motion that we as a community put this attention seeking troll on ignore, fold our arms and turn our backs. It might take awhile for the toddler to catch on, but if we don't respond to it, it might just take it's ball and go home.....