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Cornsnake Haiku

Serpwidgets

Serpwidgets

New member
Heh, just thought this would be stupid and/or fun. Feel free to add your own! :D (For those who don't remember, it's 5-7-5.)

Eggs almost pipping
Strawberry to lavender
I can't wait to see


Cohabitation
Controversial topic
There's a thousand threads


Oceans of pippies
Everyone's eggs are hatching
Photos a'plenty


Use the search button
Don't go starting a new thread
Or Dean will get you


Genetics is fun
Or is that genetics are?
Consulting Webster's

:wavey:
 
Serpwidgets said:
Use the search button
Don't go starting a new thread
Or Dean will get you
Click to expand...
:roflmao:

It isn't easy
Being a forum Nazi
But someone has to

Newbies run amok
They won't do their own homework
And then they hijack

I don't want to judge
I feel I owe it to them
And I never slice
 
Bloodred or diffused?
I see no red on pewter -
I choose the latter.

Locality, phase,
Okeetee, Miami angst -
It's all a big wank.

Photo Gallery
How does Dean grow them so big?
Nice shots, Freshly Shed.

regards,
jazz
 
You guys are big nerds.
Hilarious, great big nerds.
I guess I'm one, too.



This is a rather
entertaining method of
procrastination.

:crazy02:
 
PIPPIES!!! and CHEETO!!!
All those exclamation points
Relax, it's jsut hreps.

Six, Six, O-Six Thread
The most salient point is -
Cliff hates everyone.
 
desertanimal said:
Really, you think so?
I think canine castration
is quite important.
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Bo read this haiku,
Looked up at me quite distraught -
"No, I like my nards"
 
No nards here
Thanks to local vet
cut right off

Snakes in tubs
Wait for mouse to eat
Slurp! Mouse bye!

Reptile geeks online
Other geeks tune in to talk
Lots of geeks online
 
Rolling, veiny orbs,
swing side-to-side, back and forth.
I'm glad they're gone now.

Plus, there is no fear
of accidental offspring
from a dog-park tryst.
 
dionythicus said:
No nards here
Thanks to local vet
cut right off

Snakes in tubs
Wait for mouse to eat
Slurp! Mouse bye!
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Serp reminded us
that the Haiku form is in
a "five, seven, five"
 
jazzgeek said:
To respond in form
is really quite impressive,
I give you your props.
Click to expand...

Right back atcha, Jazz.
I find it entertaning.
Wouldn't you agree?

To change the topic,
Pippies born like paper clips
should be euthanized.
 
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