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Cornsnake Haiku

Serpwidgets said:
As Vader once said:
"Your powers are weak, old man!"
Obi-Wan got pwned.
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He didn't get pwned-
From a certain point of view
Obi let him win

Not much of a fight-
For a cyborg and Jedi
They were quite clumsy

It didn't matter-
Their ghosts were pals in the end-
Along with Yoda's

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Besides corn haiku-
The only thing geekier
Is Star Wars haiku

:rolleyes:
 
lefty_mussolini said:
Come to the place where
The tropical breezes blow
Population tire
:grin01:
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Wear a bikini!
Just give me those Grumblecakes!
Homestar Runner ROCKS!
 
An incomplete shed
Yeah, another newbie thread
Here we go again

Did you check the FAQs,
use the search, and then come back?
You're chastised, and when

the flames start to rise,
"You're all elitist, you guys!"
Time for "wavey", then.
 
newbies and star wars
complaints and geeky comments
I grumble and laugh

Of all the ones seen
only one even mentioned
the deli cup thread

What is this morph here
is my temp set correctly
spell check is your friend

what would I get if..
how many is too many..
time to end this now
 
Motley, striped, normal
So many choices to make.
Can't I have them all?

The addiction's real -
Shaking, sweating, resisting
Gotta have my fix!

Do I need to eat?
Do I need to pay my bills?
Nah - I need a snake!

Sitting in the dark
Can't enjoy my new snakey
'Cause I can't see her.

YAY! It is daytime.
Doesn't matter there's no lights.
The sun smiles at me.

Cute little baby
All coiled around my finger.
She makes my heart melt.

Gotta get more snakes
So they will pay for themselves
Excuses again!

This little game's fun
But now I must go to bed
Work always comes fast.

Oh well - more money
It can start over again
Can't I have them all?
 
Serpwidgets said:
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U c4n7 r33d w17h b4d 5p33l1gn
gr4mm4r 1s t3h 5ux!!!11
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Luh-mow at this post
Chuck is teh 31337 h4xx0r
Haiku pwnz0rz j00.

By j00 I mean you.
Typing like a moron hurts
So do these haikus.

Why can't I stop it?
I keep writing in haiku
Periods at end

of these sentences?
Haikus need grammar as well
This is haiku hell.

Wow, that last line rhymed
But this isn't poetry
We're writing haiku
:crazy02:
 
How many people still
count the number of their syllables
by touching hand to chin?

How many people still
counted their syllable number
by an online counter?

Not a friend of prose
I took a shot at some haikai
This is quite a kukai

:shrugs:
 
jazzgeek said:
Amelanistics
should have clean ground color, or
it's a Vomitmel.
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My Amel het stripe
male is named Campbell, of course.
In honor of Chuck.

Vomitmel is Chuck?
Oh no, that's not what I meant.
Chuck started it all.
 
You people kill me.
I count on my fingertips,
not with hand to chin.

Now I must finish
my fifty-nine page paper.
Maybe by Wednesday.

My advisor says,
"Needs more critical review."
Grad. school sometimes sucks.

But not really, though.
The research keeps you going.
Just the papers suck!
 
pretty Clementine
was my very first corn snake
now I have thirty

I don't need to eat
I don't need to pay the rent
Just give me more snakes

corn snake addiction
ways heavy on my wallet
but Oh the hatchlings!

after the haze clears
and I look around me now
a wall of cages

putting my foot down
on buy more corn snake morphs
I rein myself in

after all of that
I love my baby corn snakes
a happy owner
 
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