I GETTING A TITANOBOA!!!

[wingshot]

Pickles???? They only eat titans. Thats why they are called Titanoboas. Just like my friends banana king. It grew to 11 feet and only ate bananas.

 

[hikisquid]

My pet store buddy made their own pickles, with titan cucumbers. They grow 33 feet long and then you pickle them in windshield wiper fluid, because it makes the snakes see better.

 

[MegF.]

Only if you use rainex....

 

[Toddsnake]

How About Some Pics!

Dave, How about an update on the Titanoboas! Didn't you say they were arriving today? WE NEED PICS!

Todd:cheers:

 

[Nanci]

but my bestie at the pet store says that they turn green when they eat pickles

....and like all pet store employees, she's a herpetologist.

 

[MegF.]

Is there a "like" button somewhere Nanci?

 

[TandJ]

Imports huh, get their green card, specially if they are eating pickles... Now wait, are the pickles kosher or not?

 

[Alicia P]

Hey yo, I got the UPs ground tracking, they'll be here next friday, totally stoked!. How long should I wait to try them on hampsters and doritos? Wich should I try them on first? Aslo, I heard sometimes imports are fussy, should i do anything to make them feel at ease more? Thanks, all youre posts have helped me lots. dp

Dave I'm worried, your new snakes were supposed to arrive July 12, 2013 & it's now Feb 20, 2014 you have not posted any new updates. I hope they arrived safely and that they have not eaten you :awcrap:

 

[MegF.]

Probably killed him....I hate when that happens....

 

[The Cat]

This is the most hilarious thread I have ever seen. I've been laughing as I scrolled through.

 

[Alicia P]

Probably killed him....I hate when that happens....

Dang, I liked Dave he seemed like good people's