Idiotic Baby Names

[GoFride]

:nope: Celebrities like to give their children stupid names like Blanket, Apple, Jermajesty, and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen (you guess the celebrity parents). I have no idea why - attention seeking behavior, maybe? There are plenty of "normal" people, though, who seem to drop a few IQ points when it comes to naming their kids. I've met a Wilda Wolfe (parents thought it was cute), a Hyman Wiener (named after his grandparents and hated hated hated it), a Peter Picker (this kid seriously put up with a lot in junior high). What are some bad names you've come across?

 

[Joba]

HAHA. I've seen twins named Zeke and Woody (middle names Ernie and Bert, no freakin kidding!)

 

[Buzzard]

Bud Wiser..... Guy I went to High school with

Jay z and Beyonces' kid Blue Ivy??? Silly to me

 

[MotleyMedusa7]

my husband used to babysit a kid named Jack Daniels. lol I agree about the celeb.baby names-nuts.

 

[BooBoo18]

Had a girl in my daughter's class named Holly Wood.

 

[hypnoctopus]

Audio Science and Pilot Inspektor are the worst celebrity baby names I've heard.

In elementary school, I knew a Bayleigh Bailey and a Charlsey (which to me just sounded like they didn't know if their kid was going to be a girl or a boy, so they combined Chelsea and Charles). I also knew a Neenort, but his was an ethnic name (although he still got teased by other kids).

 

[VampMN]

There were a pair of twins in my neighborhood growing up named Nolen and Nolan. Thought that was....interesting. My gf met a realtor once whose name was Kandy Kane. She also has a coworker from India, whose name is Skylab. Parents must have been big space fans.

 

[MotleyMedusa7]

omg-with a name like Kandy Kane,she probably has had to deal with people her whole life thinking she's a stripper.

 

[Nanci]

There was a kid in my church when I was little named Candy Kane.

I have heard tell of a baby born here at my work named La-a. Ladasha.

 

[Shiari]

My twin cousins were due to be born on St. Patty's day (they were born about 3 hours too early, darn!) and if they had been they would have been named Pat and Rick. I don't see too many people with pun-names around here... but the vet hospital where I work... Oh my.

We have a Deja Vu, a Bear Ash, a Johnny Walker... and on the accidentally inappropriate side a Pinky Wang and a Happy Phuc Yu.

 

[dave partington]

Sy-Phyllis, Anita Mann, Virginia Hamm, the twins Sam & Ella, Tequila Sunrise, the list goes on and on. I suspect they're all destined to become drag queens.

 

[WestCoast_Redneck]

My F.N prof's name is Herb L. Dick..

 

[chris68]

My best friend grew up next to a John P. Enis.

 

[Kali]

 

[beautifullywild77]

How about Ima Hogg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg

 

[starsevol]

My mom grew up with a girl named Ida Wanna, and worked with a brother and sister named Jack and Bunny Rabbitt.
And my sister had an advisor in college who named her newborn son Nimrod Wisenfish......

 

[rich333]

Hmm....

Went to school with a girl named Ima dyke. we never dated....

A friends Kids..went to school with a boy named: Harry Balwz.

Then there's:

Mary Christmas, Sharon Peters, Woody Peckar to name a few.

 

[captainjack0000]

Dick Armey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Armey

 

[toxiclight]

When I was little, there was a girl a few years older than me named Stormey Weather. Which I actually liked (the name...I never met her)

 

[Zombiegirl]

Other than one of our patients from a while ago being named "Hors d'oeuvre" (weiner dog, bi-racial relationship where the husband was from a country that ate dogs o.0), my friend's mom knew a pair of boys growing up named Peter and Enis.....................they got their names mixed up and boy is that a doozy lol.