Idiotic Baby Names

[AliCat37]

Ben Dover, Justin Case, Amanda Reckonworth.. Those are ones off the top of my head, but I will find you baby names... There is a websites where teachers submit all the weird names the kids in classes have.. Real names...

 

[crotalis40741]

There were some brothers on tv the other night named Gentle and Vision. All of their other siblings had odd names. I hope they had good body guards growing up with the names they had.

 

[Camby]

There were a pair of twins in my neighborhood growing up named Nolen and Nolan. Thought that was....interesting. My gf met a realtor once whose name was Kandy Kane. She also has a coworker from India, whose name is Skylab. Parents must have been big space fans.

Was the Realtor a very pretty blonde? Maybe in her late 30's early 40's?

dc

 

[AliCat37]

Here's one from a teacher in Brooklyn... Shabalatabushalataquiba. This poor, poor child. She'll never know how to spell her name. Not that spelling apparently matters in today's society.

Here's a few other weird ones.. I came across the website with these names listed when I was looking for baby names for my snakes. These are real names... sadly. I pulled only a few from it that I found recognizable, and face-desk worthy.

Watermelonisha
Tittyneisha
Boobiqua
Shanishaniquaisanana
Dumas
Robmeshia
AbbyYoYo
Raylashaquandehshika
Quinishanaynay
Publeesha
Oddley
Nyquila
Magnifinesha
Mochachetta
Lemonjello
Orangjello (Twins to the one above)
Imunique
Femalee
DaDiamond
Candylicious
Chafoxy
Foxy
Babaganoosh
Cruella

 

[dave partington]

I always feel bad for Marcedes, Chanel, and Bently.

 

[cornsnakeforsale_com]

A friend of mine said she went out with a Dayton Raper.

 

[Becca58]

This was back in the early 1980s in Nashville, TN. I don't recall her hair color, but she would have been early 20's, as I recall.

Was the Realtor a very pretty blonde? Maybe in her late 30's early 40's?

dc

 

[Outcast]

Le-ah <you say the dash.... ugh...

My wife knows someone who named their kid Craven (last name Kane).

 

[Becca58]

To mess with them, say "le hyphen ah" instead of "le dash ah".

Le-ah <you say the dash.... ugh...

My wife knows someone who named their kid Craven (last name Kane).

 

[Outcast]

That would be funny...LOL

 

[Becca58]

Yeah, it would be. But don't listen to me, I'm a terrible person. Just ask Margaret. :laugh:

That would be funny...LOL

 

[Guruofchem]

Knew a set of fraternal twins named Sandy and Dusty Hill.

Also, never use an adverb for a first name. My cousin Truly once married a Mr. Biggs, making her Truly Biggs!:crazy02:

Had a schoolmate named Stewart Stewart - talk about a lack of parental imagination...

 

[VampMN]

Yeah, it would be. But don't listen to me, I'm a terrible person. Just ask Margaret. :laugh:

It's true, she is!

 

[Pitbullgirl16]

Knew a guy named I.P. Icicles. He used to get asked if he sh*t snowballs too. True story, sadly.. Lol

 

[Camby]

This was back in the early 1980s in Nashville, TN. I don't recall her hair color, but she would have been early 20's, as I recall.

Ok, I was just curious. In the early 90's I "dated" a girl from Greenville, SC who was named Candy Co Kane. I didn't believe her until I saw her license.

dc

 

[gsdbecca]

My sister had friends whose last name was Walker. They named their son Sky. Ugh!

 

[Outcast]

My sister had friends whose last name was Walker. They named their son Sky. Ugh!

I would have gone with the whole name. Luke Sky Walker...

 

[gracierose9581]

There is a guy around here whose name is Robert Bob. And yes, does go by Bob Bob. We call him Bob squared. What's worse is there is a Bob Bob Jr. Sighs....