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Lets see you and your corns!

jazzgeek said:
Ouch.

No guy wants to be told that his muffin is wee, much less dirty.

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regards,
jazz
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LOL...thanks jazz...thanks alot... :rolleyes:

You know...it almost sounded seductive, until you chimed in Dale. Now I can't even pretend it was a come-on... :bang:
 
tyflier said:
You know...it almost sounded seductive, until you chimed in Dale. Now I can't even pretend it was a come-on... :bang:
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Hey Chris.....at least you had the <ahem> muffins to be as bold as you were.

Me, I'm still hoping the lasses will eventually go for the worldly-wise older man with a sense of humor.....while they overlook the ring bologna that resides under my chin.


*sigh*


Maybe I'll just settle for the priesthood. I hear they get some action with the younger set.
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regards,
jazz
 
jazzgeek said:
Me, I'm still hoping the lasses will eventually go for the worldly-wise older man with a sense of humor.....
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Geez, stop talking like you're over the hill- you're only 48! You've only been a _man_ for eight years!

Nanci
 
Besides, if you're spending all your time over here gawking at Elle et al, you're missing out on my daily Isabel threads!

Nanci
 
Nanci said:
Besides, if you're spending all your time over here gawking at Elle et al, you're missing out on my daily Isabel threads!
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Wow, you've cut back, huh? ;)

And I like the carrier...I use something very similar!

regards,
jazz
(who wonders why all his Hebraic friends became men 27 years before he evidently did)
 
tyflier said:
LOL...thanks jazz...thanks alot... :rolleyes:

You know...it almost sounded seductive, until you chimed in Dale. Now I can't even pretend it was a come-on... :bang:
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Would it help if I had phrased it, "Oh Chris, what a shiney big muffin you are?" ... or should that be what shiney big muffins you have? :shrugs: :sidestep:
 
I thought "muffin" referred to female anatomy... :shrugs: In which case shiny would be a good thing. On a male- :shrugs:

Nanci
 
Tula_Montage said:
Would it help if I had phrased it, "Oh Chris, what a shiney big muffin you are?" ... or should that be what shiney big muffins you have? :shrugs: :sidestep:
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Tyflier,Your muffin is shiney? Your not polishing your muffin while your reading these posts are you!!!!!!!!!! :grin01: :sidestep:
 
Nanci said:
I have an idea! You could invite Chris over for some spotted dick! Do they have that in Scotland?
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I think the better question - if they do have this - is "Do they have antibiotics in Scotland?"

regards,
jazz
 
Nanci said:
I have an idea! You could invite Chris over for some spotted dick! Do they have that in Scotland? (Almost died the first time I heard a British friend casually mention SD!)

Nanci
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Isn't that what Michael Jackson Had? :shrugs: :sidestep:
 
OK...couple of clarifications to make...

First...my muffin is ALWAYS shiny. No need to polish. :sidestep:

Second...I could do without the spotted dick...or any other phrase that I can think of that has those 2 words in close relationship.

But I could sure go for some bonny lass, I tell ya'! :grin01:

That's it...I'm movin' to Scotland!
 
Spotted dick? I don't even want to know but I do...How can someone come up with a name like that for pudding? Now that makes it even grosser.... Spotted Dick Pudding :puke01: :puke01: :puke01:
Jay :puke01:
 
lol i guess this thread has gone form pics of people with their snakes to a convo lol i know i sound like an old man but oh well lol
 
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