There's just something about a boy and his dog...gets you right here...no, not there...HERE! Don't you DARE lift your leg on that chair!...GIT OVER HERE!...mumble, mumble...mangy mutt...GIVE ME THAT!...NO! DROP IT! THE CAT IS NOT A CHEW TOY!...DOWN!..."ouch! grumble Where the heck are the band aids?...DOG! SHUT UP AND GIT IN HERE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE COON IN THE NEIGHBOR'S GARBAGE! IT'S 2 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING SO STOP BARKING!...EWW! What did I just step in? DANG IT DOG! YOU WERE JUST OUTSIDE! COULDN'T DO IT OUT THERE, COULD YOU!...grumble, mumble Where did I put that gun...Found it! "hee hee"...COME HERE DOG!...Good boy...SIT!..."cocks hammer"...Don't give me those eyes!...No, I don't want your kisses!...All right...Git in the bed...but stay on YOUR side this time...HEY! That's MY pillow!...stupid dog...