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snake FART:)

nothing furry

nothing furry

except for food
All my snakes are fed every sunday between 9 p.m. and 10 p.m.
Today after I got home from work, I sat down on the couch, turned on my t.v., about five minutes into the Simpson's, I hear a slight bubbling that gets louder and more fierce in tone for a good 4 seconds...I'm like "what the hell was that" I look at my aquariums "maybe my airstone fell off",I thought. getting up to inspect them, I happen to notice a putrid, foul, :puke01: make your eyes water type smell, coming from the direction of my big female corn(appropriately named, Beans). I look inside the tank moving her hide, pushing around her plants, all while the smell is choking my brain, by forcing all the oxygen molecules to run in the opposite direction of the stink.As I sweep the ferns out of my way, I notice out of the corner of my eye that Beans is lifting her tail, so I look....and she rips one, one to make any guy proud. At this point I realize she took a dump, I'm looking for it...looking for it...and Low and behold, the biggest pile I've seen come out of her.

Thanks for wasting your time to read this. I HAD to share this story, It was the funniest thing all week.
I'm curious....how many of you have experienced this?????
 
funny

yes my old female corn has when she was 5 when she did it i had here around my neck when ppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it hit me like a tone of bricks she had **** all over my shoulder launching it at the same time.
ell :cheers: :toiletgra

p.s look at her size
 

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:sidestep: That sounds like a pretty nasty experience to me. So far my corn hasn't shown any 'gas passing' capacity. However, my Alaskan Malamute, London, has been known to let off some silent but deadlies. Ugh.
 
GinaFish, your avatar is perfect for this thread..

I had something similar happen when I was trying to rid my snake of constipation. I had her in a tub of water to loosen her up. Right when she decided to let it out, her tail went up and over the side of the Tupperware. It was like somebody stepped on a tube of toothpaste. I was so glad I was in the bathroom.

http://www.cornsnakes.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46388
 
Ya like my little farty fox? Hehe. I LOVE your attack turtle. Did you take it yourself? And did he care about having a little sword strapped to his shell?

I wonder how likely it is my snakey will end up passing snake gas...hmmm.
 
My problem is that I don't know when it is my snakes or the dogs. It does make your eyes water though. :spinner:

Now that we got a green iguana I wonder what will be "coming down the pike" when she gets started. :shrugs:

One day Konig had this big lump in his tank - looked like a small dog had gotten into his tank and took a dump (left a dump, took a dump, whatever). I left it for my husband to look at because I didn't think a snake could do something THAT big. :eek:

Oh no, someone cut one. Opps, sorry, that was me. :roflmao:


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My ball python does this lol. One night while I was sleeping she did it 2 times!! I had to get up, change the substrate and go to sleep. It was really funny though.
 
LOL! That sounds like a nasty story! One time me and my bf were being romantic...and our Texas rat decided he would take a loud Poooo all over the corner of his tank. It was a nasty smelling wet one! Thats the only time I experienced gas from snakes :grin01: LOL When I first heard it I thought he was regurging because I have never had a regurge happen before.
 
Menher said:
It's cos they only eat protein.

Have you ever been around someone on the Atkins Diet?
Same thing.
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thats just funny, I'm surprised this thread is moving, keep the fart stories coming
 
Does it have to be snakes?????

We got this guy at work that farts when he walks. He'll let out a loud one and never even blink - like it didn't happen.

We all have to do our best not to laugh 'cause it's so funny. :roflmao:
 
suecornish said:
Does it have to be snakes?????
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OMG, a long time ago, like seven years, I was trying to meet someone on Match.com. So I meet this guy, and he wants to come over and cook dinner because he'd just made a downpayment for his daughter's house or something. My roommate Todd was out of town. Ok. So he comes over, and it was right in this period where my pigeon Dill was paralysed and picking (ripping chunks out of) his back, so I'd been taking him for walks in this cool woods near my house. So I thought it would be fun to take the guy on a walk with me and Dill. So there we are, walking in the woods, and he kept farting, and he never even acknowledged it! Never said "Excuse me" or "Gee, I'm not feeling well" or anything! Fine. We go back to my house, and he makes dinner. Then he excuses himself to go to the bathroom, and is in there for an hour- I am not exaggerating!! The toilet kept flushing and flushing. Then he comes out, and it was time for him to go. Buh bye! Later, I go to get ready for bed, and in the bathroom, OMG, it looked like someone spackled the toilet with poo- it was everywhere!! Everywhere!! Um, no second date...

Nanci
 
I would guess not, after a first date like that. Imagine spending years cleaning up after him.

My husband won't let me clean the toilet, he says it's to nasty and he'll do it (which he does). Well, since we got Lizzy and the vet said to soak her for 1-2 hours daily we gotten into the routine of when I get home from work he'll put her in the tub, I make sure the water stays warm and take her out and dry her.

(I'm getting there) Well, one night while she was in the tub he had to go, real bad like and after he left the bathroom I check Lizzy while holding my nose and she was looking at me as if to say, "Hey, it wasn't me." :roflmao:
 
Working on a gastro ward, I've got far too many fart stories! One of my favorites was from one of the nursing assistants, who during a medical emergency was asked to help move a patient. We had a particularly dishy set of junior drs on rotation at the time. As she strained to move the patient, my friend let out a rip-roaring fart. She couldn't leave the scene and had to stay there, red-faced, with several gorgeous drs struggling not to laugh. We've never let her live it down.
 
Poor girl.

Whenever I do that (luckly only at home, so far) I try to blame the dogs or one of my stuffed animals (Okay, maybe it's not healthy for a 57 yo to still be playing with stuffed toys but their mine and I refuse to give them up :crazy02: )

Poor old Hugo (a baby chimp with diaper and pacifer, I got him in 1989 just when Hurrican Hugo was coming through the Carolinas) gets blamed for all my stinky ones because the dogs generally run out the room. :crazy02: :roflmao:
 
At work I generally let one off in the sluice, or whilst washing an incontinent patient so no-one knows it's me :sidestep:
 
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