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diamondlil said:
At work I generally let one off in the sluice, or whilst washing an incontinent patient so no-one knows it's me :sidestep:
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Sneeky. I can't get away with that at work unless I'm standing next to Jim (the walking farter). His don't stink, they are just LOUD.

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Nanci said:
OMG, a long time ago, like seven years, I was trying to meet someone on Match.com. So I meet this guy, and he wants to come over and cook dinner because he'd just made a downpayment for his daughter's house or something. My roommate Todd was out of town. Ok. So he comes over, and it was right in this period where my pigeon Dill was paralysed and picking (ripping chunks out of) his back, so I'd been taking him for walks in this cool woods near my house. So I thought it would be fun to take the guy on a walk with me and Dill. So there we are, walking in the woods, and he kept farting, and he never even acknowledged it! Never said "Excuse me" or "Gee, I'm not feeling well" or anything! Fine. We go back to my house, and he makes dinner. Then he excuses himself to go to the bathroom, and is in there for an hour- I am not exaggerating!! The toilet kept flushing and flushing. Then he comes out, and it was time for him to go. Buh bye! Later, I go to get ready for bed, and in the bathroom, OMG, it looked like someone spackled the toilet with poo- it was everywhere!! Everywhere!! Um, no second date...

Nanci
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that just sucks, I had a similar situation happen to me: I threw a party a few years back....for some reason or other, but we had plenty of people, and friends of friends. about an hour in a good friend of mine shows up with a guy he had just met...or something, didn't know him too well.ANYWAY, a couple of drinks in, the guy disappears, poof gone. (note) were 4 miles out side of Vegas, 11, 12 at night, the guy didn't drive himself. the house owner comes flying out of the house yelling and hollering: where the**** is he? she said. blablablabla, we had thought he stole or broke something, but noooooo, the bathroom was DESTROYED, I mean everywhere but where it supposed to go, the guy left his 'underoos' AND pants. never saw him again.
 
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