Tara80
ACR Breeder # 787
You'd be a _girl_ snake though. Everything tucked up nice and neat in your cloaca, no monthly visitor, no...creative maintenance! Wait- unless you were just a pet, you'd still have to deal with the hemipene. But I don't think the female ever actually has to look at it or touch it!!
This made me LOL A LOT Nanci! Very true! Only problem would be egg binding....