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I think I am going to die..

At least you didn't take a drink from a coke can that had cigrette ashes in it..*GAG*. Sad part is..I got myself un sick..went and sat back down 20 minutes later DID IT AGAIN LMAO. I'm such a tard.
 
I can't believe this thread is a year and a half old already....undoubtably one of the BEST threads I have ever read! Love you, Wade!!!
 
You know I was just thinking about this! This weekend I was tossing mice into the bucket of water I use to defrost them, and some water splashed up and got me on the face. I got it in my flavor saver, (goatee), so scrubbed it with hand soap so hard that I got some in my mouth... it was a double :puke01:
 
Thanks for bringing this back from the dead, lol!

Brings back old memories from the first time reading it - really funny. It should be brought back at least once per year for the new members to read, haha!
 
wade said:
I know where you are coming from, but tequila is still my poison of choice.

I'm really worried about this however, my heart is pounding, I feel flush. I'm running out of tequila and it's Sunday in Utah.
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Oooh... I know this was awhile ago, but I feel your pain on the running out of Tequilla and Ye Ole State Liquor Store is not open. At least you are not too terribly far from Nevada- lucky bugger!
 
I would loved to have been a fly on your wall Wade! lmao

And you know how sometime the lil pinks have a lil chunk of dookie stuck to them...... haha
 
Since this post has been mentioned a couple times in the past couple days, I *had* to find it. :)

Too funny Wade. I'm glad you survived the ordeal :)
 
:roflmao::rofl:LMAO I still can't help but to bust up laughing every time I read this. I'm sorry Wade. :)
 
What a great zombie thread! I read this last year, but it's just as funny the second time around. A mod SHOULD sticky this. :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 
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