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Licensed to Kill

Keep 'em coming!

I love this stuff! But then, I am a big fan of the Jay Leno "headlines", too! I will try to keep my eyes open for something to add.
 
I saw one along the lines of "English doesn't borrow from other languages, it jumps them from dark alleys and robs them for vocabulary and spare grammar." I'm not remembering it correctly (it wasn't exactly the same as the famous quote) but I found it hilarious... and oh so true.

There is also, of course:

"Want a taste of religion? Lick a witch!"
 
Another sign seen recently as I drove through the countryside to see a client. This one was not funny:

'Prison Area, Do Not Pick Up Hitchhikers'

Yikes!:eek:
 
ghosthousecorns said:
I live in a bumper sticker crazy town, and it seems like a lot of people like those stickers with Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbs) taking a leak on various things...
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I really, really, really, really, really, really hate those. Either the driver has LDS or an IQ of 90. Why don't they just hang some of those fake testicles from the trailer hitch to complete the look?
 
Saw one the other day, "College students took all my money, don't bother breaking into this car."
 
My uncle has one that says 'keep honking, i'm reloading' which of course is always a favorite.
Theres also a landscaping company a friend of mine started after highschool. 'the garden of weedin'
it didnt last long. guess why? :D
 
pwargcm said:
i think it belongs where lucille thinks it belongs. stop trying to be the ruler of the internet. dont govern peoples posts or post if you dont got reason besides trying to call out why they posted what they wanted to.
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... that's kind of mean....
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I like my bumper stickers. :D I have one that says "My Python Ate Your Glamour Pet".

I'll have to think of some of the other funny ones I've seen.

Another breast cancer one:

Save The Ta-Ta's!
 
I like mine, it says "Ban stupid people, not dogs"

Another favorite is "I brake for squirrels"
 
Business Card

Today at work I found this business card...probably the classiest business slogan I have ever seen.
 

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salvadorian said:
pwargcm said:
i think it belongs where lucille thinks it belongs. stop trying to be the ruler of the internet. dont govern peoples posts or post if you dont got reason besides trying to call out why they posted what they wanted to.
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... that's kind of mean....
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I do not consider it mean, in fact, I think it is well said. This child is on another thread now saying he is overwhelmed and may leave the hobby. If he would slow down, stop buying animals, be considerate and enjoy what he has now, and stop thinking that he has to pass judgment on every little thing that other people do whether it directly affects him or not, he may end up a happier person.

A bit of guidance now is to his benefit.
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I personally find it ironic that he would post something like that just a few days after I made what I believe to be a very polite suggestion in one of his many recent threads (I took my time to make it as neutral and diplomatic as possible), never once saying that he should or had to do it. His immediate response was "As Dean has told me, only moderators have the power to tell people what to do."

If you can't accept constructive criticism with a grain of salt, even if you disagree and decline to follow it, or at the very least respond to it maturely, please do not attempt to give it.

Anyway, back on topic (sorry to go off topic but that's was bugging me enough that I had to say something)...

I saw this sign a while ago. It's not a bumper sticker or a slogan, but I found it amusing nonetheless.

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"As Dean has told me, only moderators have the power to tell people what to do."

Somehow, I think either that is not a direct quote, or that we are losing context.

Any of us can tell someone what we think they ought to do (they may not appear to listen, so it may be a futile effort). Only the mods can make someone refrain from doing something, and then only to the extent that the person told realizes he can be removed from the community for a while.

In any case, Dean is a benign curmudgeon, and I have faith in his judgment. I know there is a line drawn somewhere.
 
Kaminoke said:
I personally find it ironic that he would post something like that just a few days after I made what I believe to be a very polite suggestion in one of his many recent threads (I took my time to make it as neutral and diplomatic as possible), never once saying that he should or had to do it. His immediate response was "As Dean has told me, only moderators have the power to tell people what to do."

If you can't accept constructive criticism with a grain of salt, even if you disagree and decline to follow it, or at the very least respond to it maturely, please do not attempt to give it.

Anyway, back on topic (sorry to go off topic but that's was bugging me enough that I had to say something)...

I saw this sign a while ago. It's not a bumper sticker or a slogan, but I found it amusing nonetheless.

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I like like it! Nothing like being honest about your product! On the other topic, I did read the thread you mentioned & thought then that your replies were very diplomatic. I was very impressed by them, even if the OP was not.
 
lucillle said:
"As Dean has told me, only moderators have the power to tell people what to do."

Somehow, I think either that is not a direct quote, or that we are losing context.

Any of us can tell someone what we think they ought to do (they may not appear to listen, so it may be a futile effort). Only the mods can make someone refrain from doing something, and then only to the extent that the person told realizes he can be removed from the community for a while.

In any case, Dean is a benign curmudgeon, and I have faith in his judgment. I know there is a line drawn somewhere.
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It is not a direct quote-- not even an in-the-ballpark paraphrase...
 
one time i was in texas and one of the porta potty company name was "pot 'o gold". There was a really funny one that i saw in montana on a sewage truck but i dont remember what it was. i will have to refresh my memory...
 
I see things written by the roadside all the time that are funny...but I just can't remember them. I'll try harder.

Sometimes the absurdities of what people say, just send me to my knees laughing.
In the dorm, last week, I discovered that a client had a grill in his room for cooking---a big No-No.
When I confronted him about it, he said "Oh I'm not cooking. That's for barbequeing."
I get stuff like this all the time.
 
Get off my lawn. I wouldn't want a Stiff Nipples truck parked in my driveway. And Wheel Cover Your Nuts??? Srsly. Obviously two guys thought that up and thought it was hilarious...Lame.
 
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