Well all,
I went for a little visit with Todd Driggers. And it just so happened, it was more of a visit than a vet appt. He's just been to Costa Rica, as Liam/Cameron (I never know which of you actually posts from that username) suggested. So we chatted about that and he showed Teague (a fellow primatology PhD student) and me all his Costa Rica photos. And we all talked about population-level phenotypic variation in Dendrobates pumilio, and all about scarlet macaws and green macaws, and so on and so forth, because we've all been to different parts of Costa Rica in the not too distant past. And then, we talked about chimps. Turns out, he visits the Primate Foundation of Arizona once a month as an assisting vet, and knows all my favorite chimps, and all of my favorite people there, as I collected my masters data there. And then we talked about enrichment, because he's working on some stuff with enrichment for birds. Enrichment (i.e., making sure primates in captivity are busy enough to not go crazy and pull all their fur out) has always been a big issue in primatology. And we talked about Madagascar, because I'll be going for my dissertation data collection and was there after undergrad and he's always wanted to go, and on and on. I think we talked for an hour after the appointment. So I had a fabulous time and I think he did too! And he says hello, Connie!
But for the snake! You want to know about the snake! He isn't worried. He told me to swim her at least once a day in warm water. And once a day I give her a cc of what is basically metamucil. Mix up this powder he gave me, stick the tiny catheter down her throat, voila. This is will be my first time gavaging a non-mammal. It seemed a lot easier than gavaging a 50-lb flailing dog. And I warm her up a little. And he thinks that a week from now, it will have passed, hopefully in smaller pieces than it is in now. He gave her today's cc of metamucil, and the think does look a little smaller than when I took her. So I asked about how I should humanely euthanize her if it doesn't pass and gets bad. And he said, "I'll show you what we'll do." And he took me in the back and started putting little tubes inside other tubes, and I finally caught on that he wasn't showing me how he would euthanize her, but that those tubes were going to go DOWN the snake if it got bad and the thing had to come out. And he said something about a scope and I really, surely understood, and then he pinched something somewhere and these beautiful tiny little alligator forceps ends opened up at the end of the contraption. But basically, he feels pretty confident that the metamucil/swimming/warm treatment will do the job. But if it doesn't, there is a non-surgical (read: non-ridiculously expensive) solution. So. THANK YOU for recommending a good vet. I feel SO much less guilty now, and I actually feel optimistic now! Which is so great, and not an outcome I expected.
I'll keep you all posted. Dumb snake.
Dumb keeper.
I guess we're even, she and I.