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lefty_mussolini said:
You guys are doing it all wrong...
Ahem...

Hey SnakeNbake. How YOU doin'? :grin01:
Y'know, Trev.....ever since you got tagged with that "Punk Rock Hobbit" thing, I just don't see this working anymore. :grin01:

Then again, my standard approach was to tell them about my red 'Vette.

They didn't know until I got them to the car that it was a Chevette.

:shrugs:

regards,
jazz
 
jazzgeek said:
Y'know, Trev.....ever since you got tagged with that "Punk Rock Hobbit" thing, I just don't see this working anymore. :grin01:

Then again, my standard approach was to tell them about my red 'Vette.

They didn't know until I got them to the car that it was a Chevette.

:shrugs:

regards,
jazz
I was just telling them how to do it. My preferred line is...
"Hi, I'm Trevor. Ya' wouldn't know it by looking at me, but I can run very fast."
:grin01:
 
lefty_mussolini said:
I was just telling them how to do it. My preferred line is...
"Hi, I'm Trevor. Ya' wouldn't know it by looking at me, but I can run very fast."
:grin01:

Okay...that's it. I'm taking you to a club...and will pay you a dollar for every girl you go up to and say that to. Good lord...that's brilliant!

:roflmao:
 
Me and my freakishly large meatball eyes.

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jennrosefx said:
Okay...that's it. I'm taking you to a club...and will pay you a dollar for every girl you go up to and say that to. Good lord...that's brilliant!

:roflmao:
Money AND the ladies??? I'm there!!!

I really have used that one. But I have to be on the outside of a couple of drinks first :grin01:
 
lefty_mussolini said:
I was just telling them how to do it. My preferred line is...
"Hi, I'm Trevor. Ya' wouldn't know it by looking at me, but I can run very fast."
:grin01:
That is not too bad, but I prefer " Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
 
cornsnakekid92 said:
That is not too bad, but I prefer " Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

You're WAY to young to have pickup lines that are THAT original and instant classics. Kudos!

I always liked, "Are you tired? Cause you been running through my mind all night." or "If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" or my all-time favorite, "You wanna come home with me?"

I had a girl approach me one night in a bar(I was the bartender, it was Ladie's Night), and she says, "If a girl wanted to get you in her bed, how would she go about doing it?" I thought that was fairly clever, for a drunk girl ;)...
 
Pickup lines, schmickup lines....I just want to know if more than one tongue was out, braving the elements, in that second picture of Elle.

:sidestep:

regards,
jazz
 
jazzgeek said:
Pickup lines, schmickup lines....I just want to know if more than one tongue was out, braving the elements, in that second picture of Elle.

:sidestep:

regards,
jazz

Ok,ok! You got me! :grin01:
 
jazzgeek said:
Pickup lines, schmickup lines....I just want to know if more than one tongue was out, braving the elements, in that second picture of Elle.

:sidestep:

regards,
jazz

LOL I don't get it? :shrugs:

Oh and I almost pee'd myself laughing at the expression on that dogs face!
 
Tula_Montage said:
LOL I don't get it? :shrugs:

Oh and I almost pee'd myself laughing at the expression on that dogs face!
  1. Count the number of living creatures in the photo.
  2. Count the number of tongues visible in said photo.
  3. Determine tongue ownership.
:crazy02:

regards,
jazz
 
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