Ahhh....Texas!
Missy, you need to spend at least a summer in good ol' Texas!
Rattlesnakes, Rodeos, Roughnecks - we've got it ALL!
Sunshine seven to ten months outta the year.
The sweetest Harley riders ya ever did meet. (Love that long hair!)
Corpus Christi beaches, Dallas shopping, Austin parties, Houston shows, Del Rio snake hunting, and sweet home San Antone!
And, by the way, don't bring that boyfriend.....
'Cause the best thing that Texas offers up on a silver platter ain't just the beef -
IT'S THE COWBOYS!!!!!!
Yes, ma'am, I live just a stone's throw away from the Cowboy Capital of the World. You can't skip a beat without trippin' over a rodeo packed with dusty, denimed, dark-tanned (and that's a NATURAL tan, sweety), darlin's in Stetsons and boots.
And you can still hear "yes, ma'am" from a very young man istead of curses and disrespect.
And under that hat ain't no Poodle mat, he's properly trimmed, cool, and collected.
Well it's 90 in the shade, but I've got it made, if you'd like to come and see -
We'll sit on the porch, and tan til we scorch, drinkin' beer or just sweet tea.
And when the sun goes down, we can go inta town, away from where the scorpions are -
Where you can REALLY learn to dance, and let them Cowboys romance ya, All beneath these Texas-sized stars!!!
YEEEEEE-HAAAAAAW!
Thank God Cornsnakes don't eat them two-steppin', calf-ropin', leather-wearin', jeans-struttin', bronc-ridin', sweet-talkin' COWBOYS!
