PureNightAir
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ickle_moose said:1) "Ball pythons never eat their first mouse voluntarily, but once you force-feed the first one they'll always eat after that. If you don't force the first one they never eat and starve to death."
2) When pointed out mites on an in-store blizzard:
"That's normal, all snakes have insects on them."
3) When pet-store employee realised the milk snake he was holding was pooping on him, he chucks it into a fishtank in disgust then holds me off until it drowns, thus earning a punch from me.
4) Veggy friend: "If you cut up tofu into mouse shapes your snake will never know the difference."
5) "Iguanas only eat meat, you must be a crazy vegetarian to be arguing with me about this." (I hope you all see the irony there!)
And finally.....
6) "Oh, no, that green tree python isn't aggressive at all." (Said GTP is handed to me for inspection where it happily sinks its teeth into my wrist, coils around my arm and can only be persuaded to let go by being doused with water.)
They drowned it???? Seriously?????