Pitbulls are the sweetest dogs ever if raised right, just saying..
Thank you! Yes, they are incredibly sweet dogs. I have personally never met a mean pit bull, pit mix, or general bully breed. Lots of mean chihuahuas and dachshunds, though. I can't help but seriously resent the blatant suggestion that they are as vicious as a Tokay gecko.
Sorry, couldn't not say anything.
ANYWAY, bad advice.
My grandmother, to my mother...
"Ew! You aren't going to let her get a SNAKE, are you? It'll make the house smell
awful!"
Me: "No it won't... Snakes hardly smell at all."
Gram: "Yes they do! [enter name of some obscure acquaintance]'s son had a snake, and their house smelled awful!"
At Scamp's pet store, picking up a pinky for my corn's first feeding attempt.
"Of course you can feed this rat pinky to your tiny hatchling corn snake! We use these ALL THE TIME for our baby corn snakes!"
My first tortoise's previous owners purchased her at that very same Scamp's.
They sold them a 10 gallon tank with a heat pad and some astroturf. Told them it only needed to eat romaine lettuce and that it didn't need light or a water dish.
A few years down the road, after I acquired my first job at a semi-decent pet store. If nothing else, at least my coworkers knew a little bit and weren't idiots... Except for one.
Cleaning the corn snake hatchlings' deli cups one day...
Customer: "Oh! They're so little! What do they eat at that size?"
Coworker walks up... "They eat crickets! Then, when they're a year old or so, you move up to TINY baby mice..."
Same coworker would also try to feed the Russian tortoises (
herbivores) mealworms and crickets.
I once caught her assuring a customer that a Russian tortoise only needs a 20 gallon tank, MAYBE a 40 breeder if you want to give it lots of room.
And yet another occasion, a customer approached her looking to upgrade her adult Red ear Slider's tank, and she promptly directed her toward the 20 gallon Critter Cages (which say right on the box, DO NOT FILL WITH WATER... and besides, 20 gallons for a 7" slider? Uhhh...)
Talking to a customer about corn snakes one day.
Customer: "Yeah, I had a corn snake once. It got out of its tank one day, though. You know how snakes' hearts are in their tails?" (Not joking. :nope
"...Well, my friend accidentally stepped on its tail. So, you know, since their hearts are in their tails, she died."
One occasion that really surprised me. My former boss was generally decently knowledgeable about reptiles. Had some strange opinions on some points, but overall not bad. One day, he was talking to a customer about how to take care of a baby bearded dragon. His advice?
"Feed it around 6 crickets every day, and offer a little bit of salad once or twice a week."
Holding an adult ribbon snake one day at a different pet store...
Employee: "Yeah, ribbon snakes are SUPER easy to take care of. You keep them kinda like this" (indicating the little critter keeper with a bit of bark, a tiny water dish, and no heat or light) "and all they eat is goldfish!"
(The last set me off. He got an earful of exactly WHY goldfish are NOT good reptile food AT ALL, and uh-huh'd me until I was done. Sigh.)
Well, that came out longer than I intended! HA. There's some of the awful advice/comments that have stuck out during my brief time with reptiles...
Haven't yet had anyone tell me my snakes should be vegetarians, though!