I'm White. I'm a male. Oft times, I'm angry. But I'm not an "Angry White Male".
So, scalpel, please. Thank you.
" Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups"
Whereas Mr. Hubbell is carefully pandering to the (fears of the) Angry White Man.
"There is one group no one has recognized..."
Wrong. This demographic was given the tag "NASCAR Dads" (to contrast to the "soccer mom" demographic in the Clinton era) back in the 2004 election cycle. They've been recognized.
"....and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man."
OK, as in all claim-makers, you have the "burden of proof". Show me the research that states that the Most Important Demographic In The 2008 Election is the AWM, and I'll believe you.
Practically every media source I've seen, "mainstream" or not, has cited the
Hispanic demographic to be the "critical" one in this election. According to
this source, it's how McCain took the Florida primary.
"The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard."
And again, your source is???
(So far, as I see it, Mr. Hubbell's generalizations in defining the "AWM" are just that - generalizations, an attempt to paint the AWM as an "Everyman". His pandering to his readership is no different than a candidate pandering to the special interests he previously cites.)
" His common traits are that he isn’t looking for anything from anyone — just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. In many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. He pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.
The victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him. “Press ‘one’ for English” is a curse-word to him. He’s used to picking up the tab, whether it’s the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding."
Fan of irony that I am, I think the whole tone of the op/ed piece is along the lines of "The AWM has been forgotten in this campaign season, and it's time for us to stand up and be counted".
But there's a problem here in that whole "The AWM has been forgotten" premise. It's whiny and reeks of victimhood!
Therefore,
ironic.
As for the "Press 'one' for English"......any business not recognizing the fact that their markets are not just English-speaking is one that is
responsive to their marketplace, and will ensure their long term survival. Any business denying - or worse,
consciously limiting their customer base will do so at their own peril.
There's a reason that there's "www" before your web domains, and not "usww". Welcome to the 21st Century, Mr. Hubbell. Learn to compete, or die.
"He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living document”...."
If there truly were no need for the continual interpretation or re-interpretation of the Constitution, we would have considered it "fully formed" and mature upon its ratification in 1788. We, as a country, would be basing our functions and operations
to this day on that 220 year old document.
But look!!!
Three years later, they started adding these pesky "Amendment" things! You know, those radical ideas like "prohibiting establishment of a State religion", "the right to keep and bear arms", "freedom of the press", "trial by jury", "abolition of slavery", "the right of women to vote", and so on.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? That the people of the United States were living, changing beings?
It's the job of Supreme Court to interpret "the law of the land". I've found - myself included - that one applauds the Court when you agree with a particular decision, and whines about the Court when you disagree.
But after I'm done whining, I deal with it, and move on.
"...open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives."
If THIS isn't pandering, I don't know what is.
What, exactly, is an "honest day" of work? Is the work of a Justice less "honest" because he works primarily with his mind and not his hands? Is it less "honest" because he doesn't have to spend an extra two hours on the phone to close a deal?
"The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he’s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn’t bother him."
Agreed, and I'm grateful to those who defend my country. But gun ownership or military service are not "wholly owned" by the AWM. Shoot, I own a shotgun and don't consider myself (as I prefaced in this post) an AWM.
After a LOT more generalizations and pandering, we come to:
"He might be a Republican and he might be a Democrat; he might be a Libertarian or a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner."
More irony. The whole tone of the article is emotional pandering to the AWM "base".
"He’s not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race."
And is pleasantly surprised when "people of certain backgrounds" exhibit behavior that
doesn't typify the "worst stereotypes of their race"?
(Anyone remember Bill O'Reilly's "M-F'er, I want more iced tea!" imbroglio?)
I call "veiled racism".
More tripe:
"...and he has to speak to some incomprehensible idiot in India for tech support, he simmers..."
That "incomprehensible idiot" probably has a degree in Engineering and is probably better educated than the caller. They're granting a higher percentage "technical" (engineering and science) degrees than the US is. It's all about competition in the open marketplace.
Again, deal with it, or die.
(But yeah, it's still incomprehensible.

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Finally, we come to this gem:
"Her very image disgusts him, and he cannot fathom why anyone would want her as their leader."
What a coincidence! Given that 70 percent of the nation disapproves of GWB (compared to the 56% disapproval of HRC), there are some people who can't fathom why anyone wanted
him as their leader.
As for his anti-Hillary rant - I'll state, for the record, that Hillary will also not be getting my vote. Not because of her gender; not because of her voice. (If you're casting your vote based on these criteria, you have no business voting, imo.)
Since 1980, there has been someone in the executive branch (POTUS or VP) with the last name of either "Bush" or "Clinton".
We're a republic, not a monarchy. Time for some new blood, sez I.
regards,
jazz