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Cornsnake Haiku

LMAO Dean
"From a certain point of view"
Awesome Star Wars line


Rex X Shikaka
2.1 Hypo pewters
Project successful


RI, UTH
There's so many acronyms
WTF


Slices on their backs
Thanks to that experiment
Now it's feeding time


There's an old saying
Something about simple minds
"Easily amused"
 
carol said:
How many syllables
Are in the word ashamed?
I'm bad at counting
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Ashamed has just two.
Unless you add a poet's accent
overtop the e.

Haikus are easy
morning, afternoon, evening
mind calisthenics.
 
I just bought a corn
where do I put the water
in the deli cup?

what do I feed him?
the pet store said large crickets
how many to feed?

can I take a bath
with my new corn snake Gerald?
Do they float or swim?
 
Since these are not your
regular posts, I can't put
in a "regards, jazz" ;)

Reverse Okeetee
and Sunglow are really just
some line-bred amels.

Motley or Diffused?
The first test on the list is
do a ventral check.

I don't care for stripes
I'm not fond of a corn that
resembles garters.
 
Hey, RTFM
Read the FAQ & Manual
That's what it stands for


Eggcam has Pippies
Secure shoebox with clippies
... Cartman hates hippies?
Must... com-plete... hai-ku!


Anerythristic
Can be difficult to say
Practice makes perfect

Everything's T+
Unless it is T-
So it's meaningless
 
Serpwidgets said:
Double-yoo Tee Eff
That's five syllables, count them
Geese, you're not THAT old
Click to expand...
I counted the caps.
and just like "Shirley", don't call
me gooses again. :grin01:
 
What do you mean, pfft,
when have I ever caused an
electronic "Beeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww".

The system is down.
Doont The system is down. Doont
The system is down.
 

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I LIKE ATTENTION
SHOUTING IN ALL CAPS IS FUN
I AM VERY RUDE

I want a corn snake
how much is the butter stripe?
Does it cost twenty?
 
sucked in I am too
I'll try a couple Haiku's
Let's see how I do.

One corn, Two corn, Three
GF says much money spent
new morphs won't relent

Padiwan you are
morph calculator you need
much research for you.
 
You guys are meanies
Poor thirteen year olds crying
Giving newbies hell

Dean can be fun too
Sepwidgets makes me laugh hard
Jazzgeek is too smart

Carol Miamis
Susan has the aztec morphs
Rich doesn't have pics

Kathy is the Queen
Desertanimal is new
Mike B is a friend

Hurley holds her own
Wilder fits in to the group
Monkey is Hana

I can go further
But my typing finger hurts
need it to pick nose
:crazy02:
 
Can I wait 6 years
to breed the morphs I'm wanting?
Or just buy them now?

Alas, I lack cash.
I guess I'll have to breed them.
Waiting for F2's . . .
 
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