Cornsnake Haiku

[carol]

Oops, Surprise Breeding!!!
You all must give me advice
That I will ignore

 

[Serpwidgets]

What is one-point-two
It means one boy and two girls
Oh I see thank you

 

[Serpwidgets]

Serpwidgets what's with
all your posts being haikus
you must be bored

Not just on this thread
I saw you replied to more
in the same format

:-offtopic
Just imagine, it could have been worse.
We could have all written in verse.
Then we'd take up your time with ridiculous rhymes.
So be thankful we did haikus first.

Transgression complete
That last one wasn't haiku
Sorry about that

 

[carol]

How many syllables
Are in the word ashamed?
I'm bad at counting

I am embarrassed
You got me to play along
I'm a big dork too

 

[carol]

You think it funny...
You guys don't have to go home
to hear Haiku boy.

Poor Connie Hurley
I do symphathize with her
There is no escape

 

[SnakeCreations]

Poor Connie Hurley
I do symphathize with her
There is no escape

I try not to snort
Poor Connie plugging her ears
Makes me laugh out loud

---

temptations too great
my family thinks I've gone mad
I try to resist

Just out of the egg!
I am good with poor eaters
a good investment

One more order please
and then I'll be done
promises on lips

-Tonya

 

[jazzgeek]

Must write another,
no wonder I'm unemployed;
One more dang haiku.

 

[Serpwidgets]

I try not to snort
Poor Connie plugging her ears
Makes me laugh out loud

Have some faith in me
Just like Bart Simpson once said:
I didn't do it

 

[jazzgeek]

I got my first snake
Can you tell me what it is?
I'll hold it all day.

I got another
Can I keep them together?
Big thread, guaranteed.

And now there are three
But this one is much smaller -
And now there are two.

 

[jazzgeek]

How do I kill mice?
Gas 'em, bop 'em, break their neck?
Wait! There's the freezer.

 

[jazzgeek]

Going to Tinley?
Hey, let's all eat together,
and then OOOOP, HEH-HEHHHHH

 

[jazzgeek]

what do I get when
I cross this one to that one?
Go do your homework.

 

[jazzgeek]

My snake has black dots
that dance all over his skin.
Just wut mite they B?

 

[jazzgeek]

One haiku per post
can be really obnoxious;
catching up to Elle.

 

[Hurley]

Believe it or not,
Chuck really was on his most
bestest behavior.

Not a haiku heard.
Though I suspect it was hard,
yes, he did resist.

Think I'll luck out and
make it through another night?
Think I'm that blessed?

 

[JoannaD]

Did not think I could
Do it just right so I sat
and I thought and thought


Eggs incubating
Some are starting to indent
Pip please I am nuts

I know it's not much
But my mind should be elsewhere
Not sure where that is



Jo

 

[hana]

Won't go to Tinley
Learning the art of fencing
Is less costly, see?



hana

 

[Hurley]

Just a reminder:
Gecko Seminar happens
right before the show.

Lots of crested gex
Vendors will congregate there
How can you resist?

All the top people
in New Caledonian
Geckos will be there!

 

[jazzgeek]

Won't go to Tinley
Learning the art of fencing
Is less costly, see?

So parry and thrust
Take precedence over the
cute little Rhacos?

hana, I just don't
understand you sometimes, it's
not what Cliffy does....

 

[jazzgeek]

You Renaissance geeks
are very baffling to me.
Hey, I'm "joust" sayin'.

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