Tula_Montage
It's Jager time!
jazzgeek said:
I see a lot of
References to me, elle
Does this mean i'm special?
Deli cups and too
Many posts are what i'm about
Really you love it
Without elle what would
You guys make pernickety
Comments about *sigh*
-
Hello!
Either you have not registered on this site yet, or you are registered but have not logged in. In either case, you will not be able to use the full functionality of this site until you have registered, and then logged in after your registration has been approved.
Registration is FREE, so please register so you can participate instead of remaining a lurker....
Please be certain that the location field is correctly filled out when you register. All registrations that appear to be bogus will be rejected. Which means that if your location field does NOT match the actual location of your registration IP address, then your registration will be rejected.
Sorry about the strictness of this requirement, but it is necessary to block spammers and scammers at the door as much as possible.
Cornsnake Haiku
- Thread starter Serpwidgets
- Start date
I see a lot of
References to me, elle
Does this mean i'm special?
Deli cups and too
Many posts are what i'm about
Really you love it
Without elle what would
You guys make pernickety
Comments about *sigh*
Tula_Montage
It's Jager time!
2 syllables out
Who is going to correct
elles crappy hiku..
Who is going to correct
elles crappy hiku..
ghosthousecorns
Well-known member
Tula_Montage said:
Oh we'd find something
(and it's spelled persnickety
just so you know)
Blantent is also
rejected by the spell check
long as I'm at it
Has anyone else
Been thinking in haikus now?
driving me crazy
kimbyra
cornsnake addict
Haiku Newbie Ode
from posts I've read in some threads
at least there essence
corns like company
I've had my snake for two months
so I know a lot
I think snakes are fun
I let them out in my yard
I run and chase them
your temps are too high
I haven't bred cornsnakes yet
but I like to post
what is wrong with Jack?
my snake is always hiding
he doesn't like me
he wont eat the mouse
the mouse bit my corn snake Jill
Jill the scaredy cat
from posts I've read in some threads
at least there essence
corns like company
I've had my snake for two months
so I know a lot
I think snakes are fun
I let them out in my yard
I run and chase them
your temps are too high
I haven't bred cornsnakes yet
but I like to post
what is wrong with Jack?
my snake is always hiding
he doesn't like me
he wont eat the mouse
the mouse bit my corn snake Jill
Jill the scaredy cat
Joni Garcia
Gotta love 'em!
Hurley said:
The pippies are here.
Can I control myself now?
... and only keep two?
desertanimal
2003 UB313
The force is with you.
Resist the urge to keep more.
They'll just take up space.
So, Meg F., whistling
naries are ok in blue?
I have one whistling.
Not my own nostril!
Sorry for opacity.
My snake is whistling.
She is also blue.
No cough, no snot, no bubbles.
Just whistling naries.
I searched for whistling;
this is all I discovered.
Should I be concerned?
She acts ok
and wasn't whistling yesterday
when she wasn't blue.
Resist the urge to keep more.
They'll just take up space.
So, Meg F., whistling
naries are ok in blue?
I have one whistling.
Not my own nostril!
Sorry for opacity.
My snake is whistling.
She is also blue.
No cough, no snot, no bubbles.
Just whistling naries.
I searched for whistling;
this is all I discovered.
Should I be concerned?
She acts ok
and wasn't whistling yesterday
when she wasn't blue.
lefty_mussolini
Start Wearing Purple
You're dead Larusso
Paint the fence, wax on, wax off
Sweep the leg Johnny
Paint the fence, wax on, wax off
Sweep the leg Johnny
ghosthousecorns
Well-known member
janew said:
OK you got me
The english language is strange
I apologize
You can't convince me
To call soccer football though
I draw the line there
Good luck with your eggs
Mine should hatch at the same time
They were laid May 1
Susan
Go Ahead, Make My Day!
For the longest time,
I had refused to Haiku.
But now I give in.
I have to confess,
This thread has been fun to read.
Time to contribute.
Ghost motleys have hatched,
Ghost times bloodred are pipping.
More due any day!
Hatchlings doing great!
Others refusing to eat,
Will become king food.
Husband took three months,
To read bold print on cover.
"Good Grief, Charlie Brown!"
Now he knows he is
An INDEPENDENT agent
And is not tied down!
Get another job
Selling other insurance!
I have bills to pay!
Boss's wife at work
Is driving us nuts again.
What a female dog!
This is sort of fun
But now I must go to work.
See you all in Chat!
I had refused to Haiku.
But now I give in.
I have to confess,
This thread has been fun to read.
Time to contribute.
Ghost motleys have hatched,
Ghost times bloodred are pipping.
More due any day!
Hatchlings doing great!
Others refusing to eat,
Will become king food.
Husband took three months,
To read bold print on cover.
"Good Grief, Charlie Brown!"
Now he knows he is
An INDEPENDENT agent
And is not tied down!
Get another job
Selling other insurance!
I have bills to pay!
Boss's wife at work
Is driving us nuts again.
What a female dog!
This is sort of fun
But now I must go to work.
See you all in Chat!
Tula_Montage
It's Jager time!
Let us resorect
This great thread which is so fun
Inspires us to write!
Not fight! lets be friends
We can get through the changes
That have split us up
New comunity
New members, new attitudes
Deal with it people!
In the end you'll see
Things happens for a reason
Who'll be next to write?!
This great thread which is so fun
Inspires us to write!
Not fight! lets be friends
We can get through the changes
That have split us up
New comunity
New members, new attitudes
Deal with it people!
In the end you'll see
Things happens for a reason
Who'll be next to write?!
ghosthousecorns
Well-known member
OK I will play
I'll try to think while I am
feeding the juvies
I fed the adults
they're just out of brumation
and being picky
three once ate frozen
but now they just want live stunned
this could get costly
finicky cornsnakes
just eat your rodents dum dums
driving me crazy!
My freezer is full
So I guess no more ice cream
or frozen dinners
No room to put food
and when I open the door
frozen mice pelt me
I'll try to think while I am
feeding the juvies
I fed the adults
they're just out of brumation
and being picky
three once ate frozen
but now they just want live stunned
this could get costly
finicky cornsnakes
just eat your rodents dum dums
driving me crazy!
My freezer is full
So I guess no more ice cream
or frozen dinners
No room to put food
and when I open the door
frozen mice pelt me
tyflier
[Insert Witty Commentary]
Can't wait for new snakes
to poke out from their shelled homes
Will YOU breed my snake?
Bought three mice, did I
to breed feed for snakes of mine
but more snakes I need.
One caramel, YEA!
one butter motley, i hope
okeetee maybe.
Far too many morphs
all beautiful, but which one?
This summer brings choice.
Oh, who shall have them?
The snakes I seek and search for?
will it be you or...
to poke out from their shelled homes
Will YOU breed my snake?
Bought three mice, did I
to breed feed for snakes of mine
but more snakes I need.
One caramel, YEA!
one butter motley, i hope
okeetee maybe.
Far too many morphs
all beautiful, but which one?
This summer brings choice.
Oh, who shall have them?
The snakes I seek and search for?
will it be you or...
Mark Dwight
New member
Purchased my first snow
From a big city PetCo
Died on the way home
Are snows in my cards?
Need them to make triple hets
Only time will tell
Next time buy on-line
Shipped to me by Kathy Love
Overnight FedEx
From a big city PetCo
Died on the way home
Are snows in my cards?
Need them to make triple hets
Only time will tell
Next time buy on-line
Shipped to me by Kathy Love
Overnight FedEx
Nanci
Alien Lover
Big day for my Zee
Hasn't eaten for a week
Envenomation!
Where's W2?
I want to buy some cages
I just file EZ
Two snakes on my list
Honduran Milksnake female
Western Hoggy girl
That's just the short list
Really want a KSB
And an MBK
And a Bloodred Corn
Little grey-headed hatchling
Watch him turn dark red
Torties need a pen
I don't know how to make one
Termite-proof concrete
Once they are outside
Maizey is moving on up
To the 40 g
How I catch my snake:
Knock on the glass, "Choco, Hi!!"
He appears quickly
He is my fav-rit
Why aren't the others like him?
He's superior!
Nanci
Hasn't eaten for a week
Envenomation!
Where's W2?
I want to buy some cages
I just file EZ
Two snakes on my list
Honduran Milksnake female
Western Hoggy girl
That's just the short list
Really want a KSB
And an MBK
And a Bloodred Corn
Little grey-headed hatchling
Watch him turn dark red
Torties need a pen
I don't know how to make one
Termite-proof concrete
Once they are outside
Maizey is moving on up
To the 40 g
How I catch my snake:
Knock on the glass, "Choco, Hi!!"
He appears quickly
He is my fav-rit
Why aren't the others like him?
He's superior!
Nanci
CornCrazy
What's one more???
Sliding through the walls
Looking for some yummy food
I was so hungry
Hmmm...what's that I see
It's moving in front of me
Angel's little toes.
I'll eat that right there
But it was only a sock.
That child did I scare.
Went for a long ride
To ask someone what I am
A python is he
But wrongly ID'd
For I'm a cornsnake, you see
People are silly
I have a new home
No more biting at kid's toes
I'll get a big mouse
Monty has a name
Adopted by Joanna
Elated is he.
I just had to add to it! It seemed to need more!
Looking for some yummy food
I was so hungry
Hmmm...what's that I see
It's moving in front of me
Angel's little toes.
I'll eat that right there
But it was only a sock.
That child did I scare.
Went for a long ride
To ask someone what I am
A python is he
But wrongly ID'd
For I'm a cornsnake, you see
People are silly
I have a new home
No more biting at kid's toes
I'll get a big mouse
Monty has a name
Adopted by Joanna
Elated is he.
I just had to add to it! It seemed to need more!