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Cornsnake Haiku

Reptile Auctions freaks
and responds with banner ads
flashing and moving

Then Serp, in response
mocks the dorky Flash banners
and they don't get it

We all had a laugh
even as our retinas
detached from our eyes

And when it was done,
"Boycott the Flash!" became our
battle cry staple.
 
Hypo het SQ
Is going to double clutch, NO!
I didn't want that

She is in shed now
her back half looks rather large
gave her a nest box

Wonder if her eggs
laid on the first day of May
hatch while she's laying

Guess I will have some
ghosts and hypos het for stripe
on critterauction

first I will have to
pick out a few nice keepers
2 of each color?

wait though there's also
eggs from stripe and motley ghosts
incubating now

Looks like I will be
keeping about six babies
where can I put them?

I have an idea
I'll build another snake rack
now I need heat tape

Even if I don't
buy myself any more corns
it's hard to stay small

:rolleyes:
 
jazzgeek said:
So parry and thrust
Take precedence over the
cute little Rhacos?
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Ren fest calls, I hear
Deep is the desire to fence
It's only a flesh wound



hana
 
Serpwidgets said:
57uP1d 13375p34k p0575
U c4n7 r33d w17h b4d 5p33l1gn
gr4mm4r 1s t3h 5ux!!!11
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This breaks the rules
but Serp I must set you right
in correct leet speak:

57|Jp1|) 1337 5p34|< p0575
|J <4/\/7 |234|) \/\/17|-| |34|) 5p3||1/\/6
6|24/\/\/\/\4|2 73|-| 5ux0|2Z

gotta represent
PS I changed the last line:
grammar teh suxorz
 
It all falls silent
as contributors peruse
the adult surplus!

Everyone scribbling,
taking out calculators,
balancing checkbooks . . .

Who will order first?
Who will get the best breeders?
Buying snakes sans pics.
 
who bought the surplus
adults from rich z's big sale?
got two on the way

so much for keeping
my wallet under control
but got some good deals

Man this haiku thing
is just way too addictive
and it's all Chuck's fault
 
GiantBlueberry said:
Hey Captin guess what
She's only 2 months younger
look at the join dates
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OMG it's true
Just Giantblueberry knew
Critical review

I like the tattoo
only just made a debut
in relation to

Sips on Mt Dew
Rhymes are harder to pursue
This is the end, whew

...or is it... :grin01:


Asiatic fru
Oh no! I must have it too
Chicken cordon brue...
 
jazzgeek said:
Five point eight mice in
a 10 gallon tank. Look at
all the shredded pinks.
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Shredded Pinks sound good
Part of this balanced breakfast
For your snake, at least
 
Gutattaphiles
morphs of colors and patterns
beats a crack habit

Wife berating me
"Baby, just one more corn snake?"
"beats a crack habit"

Man this is SO lame
sitting here typing haiku's
(but)
beats a crack habit
 
Gee, thanks, now there is
"Nothing beats a terrier!"
stuck in my head, dah!

(It's from "Best in Show")
But hey, beats a crack habit.
"Nu-thing BEATS a terr..."
 
bad newbie adivice
thread: "newbie in need of help"
snake pinning device!?!

why do they do that?
they think they are Jeff Corwin
lets wrangle that snake!
 
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