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Any other American would be in prison having done what she has done yet she is being considered for the highest office in the land. :angry01:
And they probably never stop to think that perhaps people are noticing this sort of crap and thinking "If they don't have to follow the law, then why should we?" They should be setting examples for us to follow. Well, perhaps the reason that society is so screwed up, where lying is considered as being normal and expected, is because society IS using them as peer models.
Petition your representatives to put a law on the books that any public official who lies to the public will be expelled from office, and see how much traction that gets in congress....
Seriously, anyone who WOULD vote for Hillary needs a comprehensive psychiatric evaluation. WHY would anyone want her to be POTUS? For that matter, how the hell did she get to be a senator? She was a nobody from Arkansas, thrust into the limelight when her husband became POTUS, and then SHAZAM!! pretty much overnight she became a senator in New York. Do ya think any strings were pulled? How many favors does she have to repay for that magic act? How COULD people of New York consider her as their REPRESENTATIVE of that area?
And how many more strings are being attached to her as debts for keeping her out of prison? And that "thing" wants to be the president of the USA? Seriously?
Karl_Mcknight
Common Sense Holder
I guess I'm just stupid, but I just don't get the point of wearing pants like that. Can someone explain to me what I am missing?
Karl_Mcknight
Common Sense Holder
Help Johnny find a Job
This is Johnny, aka "Moondoggie."
He voted for Oblahblah, and is your typical "Progressive, Tree Hugging, Self Expressive, Liberal (with other people's money) Democrat.
But now he can't find a job and he doesn't know why. He thought Oblahblah was going to get him free chit and Oblahblah was going to "Change" the "Terrible USA" to a world more accepting of his lifestyle.
I told him I'd elicit the help of everyone I know and see if we can help find Johnny a job.
Here are his skills and assets: He can "Hold his Own" (his words not mine) and he's good with kids. He used to work nights a Walmart but had a hard time getting there every day. He worked part time at Starbucks but couldn't remember how to make a Latte.
Anything you all can do to help him would be appreciated.
You can email him at: [email protected]
This is Johnny, aka "Moondoggie."
He voted for Oblahblah, and is your typical "Progressive, Tree Hugging, Self Expressive, Liberal (with other people's money) Democrat.
But now he can't find a job and he doesn't know why. He thought Oblahblah was going to get him free chit and Oblahblah was going to "Change" the "Terrible USA" to a world more accepting of his lifestyle.
I told him I'd elicit the help of everyone I know and see if we can help find Johnny a job.
Here are his skills and assets: He can "Hold his Own" (his words not mine) and he's good with kids. He used to work nights a Walmart but had a hard time getting there every day. He worked part time at Starbucks but couldn't remember how to make a Latte.
Anything you all can do to help him would be appreciated.
You can email him at: [email protected]
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insomniac101
Occupant
Not stupid, just not fluent in 'hood!
When incarcerated, one's belt and shoelaces are taken, to discourage suicide, and makeshift weapons. This causes one's trousers to sag - a most unflattering look. It is said that in thug culture, incarceration is viewed as a rite of passage, so to speak, and is something to flaunt, rather than be ashamed of.
I live in a city that is 24% white, 65% black, and 11% Hispanic. I see the sagging way too much, and I wish the people realized how ridiculous they look.
Kathy
Karl_Mcknight
Common Sense Holder
daddio207
THUG FROG !
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THE ONION
Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
Statistics show sales of gorillas often spike sharply in the immediate aftermath of a major gorilla attack.
NEWS
January 10, 2013
Vol 49 Issue 02
News · Animals · Our Annual Year 2013
SAN DIEGO—Following the events of last week, in which a crazed western lowland gorilla ruthlessly murdered 21 people in a local shopping plaza after escaping from the San Diego Zoo, sources across the country confirmed Thursday that national gorilla sales have since skyrocketed.
“After seeing yet another deranged gorilla just burst into a public place and start killing people, I decided I need to make sure something like that never happens to me,” said 34-year-old Atlanta resident Nick Keller, shortly after purchasing a 350-pound mountain gorilla from his local gorilla store. “It just gives me peace of mind knowing that if I’m ever in that situation, I won’t have to just watch helplessly as my torso is ripped in half and my face is chewed off. I’ll be able to use my gorilla to defend myself.”
“Law enforcement and animal control can only get there so quickly,” Keller added. “And you never know when you’ll need to use a gorilla to save your life.”
Reports confirmed that gorilla sales have historically risen sharply in the immediate aftermath of a major gorilla attack, most notably after the 2010 tragedy in the small town of Logan, NM, where 14 people, including two 5-year-old children and a 92-year-old woman, were viciously beaten to death by a 12-year-old gorilla who spontaneously attacked patrons of a crowded grocery store.
The latest attack marked the fifth of its kind in the United States within the last six months and has reignited the explosive national debate over gorilla control, with thousands of outraged Americans reportedly demanding that their government representatives act immediately in order to prevent further bloodshed.
“We’ve had to deal with too many gorilla-related tragedies, and we’ve had to bury too many innocent, feces-covered victims,” said Nicole Simmons, president of the Mothers Against Gorillas coalition, who herself lost her 16-year-old son in the infamous Baker High School gorilla rampage of 1997. “It’s time to put an end to this. We need to get gorillas off the streets once and for all. Enough is enough.”
“The answer to this systemic problem is not more gorillas,” Simmons continued, her eyes welling with tears. “The answer is fewer gorillas.”
As evidence, Simmons pointed to a 2011 University of Maryland study, which found that 98 percent of Americans who own a gorilla have never used them for defense against a home invasion. Simmons also cited widely reported studies confirming that people who keep gorillas in the home are 12 times more likely to have their arms torn off, and children in those households are 19 times more likely to be picked up by the legs and bashed repeatedly into the ground.
Furthermore, many gorilla control advocates have reportedly called for statewide limits to the number of gorillas one can purchase and a federal ban on the ownership of silverbacks, referencing as an example the tight gorilla laws in countries such as Japan, England, and Australia, where the annual rate of gorilla crimes is virtually nonexistent.
“There is absolutely no reason—not for hunting, protection, or otherwise—that an ordinary citizen would need to possess a 600-pound silverback,” said Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ), one of the most outspoken gorilla control advocates in Congress. “The general public frankly has no business owning apes of this size, and the only people who do are zookeepers who are trained to properly handle them. Otherwise, they are nothing but a threat to society and only serve to perpetuate more violence.”
Opponents to gorilla control legislation, however, appear to be fervent in their defense of their gorilla possession rights. A spokesperson for the powerful yet controversial national gorilla lobby told reporters that a ban on gorillas would not end incidents such as that in San Diego, as those who want the large primates could simply buy them from illegal dealers who smuggle them into the country from the jungles of sub-Saharan Africa.
Many gorilla owners also told sources that the creatures are primarily used for legal hunting purposes and that the overwhelming majority of gorilla enthusiasts are completely responsible with their apes.
“Listen, it’s my God-given right as an American to have the freedom to own a gorilla to protect myself and my family,” said Nashua, NH resident James Harrington, 46, adding that he personally owns 12 different gorillas of various sizes, but keeps them “safely locked away in [his] home.” “And the government has another thing coming if they think they can come into my house and take away my gorillas.”
“What happened in San Diego was horrible, but that doesn’t mean all gorillas are bad,” Harrington added. “In fact, if every person at that mall had a gorilla, then the tragedy probably never would have even happened in the first place.”
At press time, following the increase in national gorilla sales, four isolated gorilla attacks had just been reported across the country, with the overall civilian death toll currently estimated at 37.
THE ONION
Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
Statistics show sales of gorillas often spike sharply in the immediate aftermath of a major gorilla attack.
NEWS
January 10, 2013
Vol 49 Issue 02
News · Animals · Our Annual Year 2013
SAN DIEGO—Following the events of last week, in which a crazed western lowland gorilla ruthlessly murdered 21 people in a local shopping plaza after escaping from the San Diego Zoo, sources across the country confirmed Thursday that national gorilla sales have since skyrocketed.
“After seeing yet another deranged gorilla just burst into a public place and start killing people, I decided I need to make sure something like that never happens to me,” said 34-year-old Atlanta resident Nick Keller, shortly after purchasing a 350-pound mountain gorilla from his local gorilla store. “It just gives me peace of mind knowing that if I’m ever in that situation, I won’t have to just watch helplessly as my torso is ripped in half and my face is chewed off. I’ll be able to use my gorilla to defend myself.”
“Law enforcement and animal control can only get there so quickly,” Keller added. “And you never know when you’ll need to use a gorilla to save your life.”
Reports confirmed that gorilla sales have historically risen sharply in the immediate aftermath of a major gorilla attack, most notably after the 2010 tragedy in the small town of Logan, NM, where 14 people, including two 5-year-old children and a 92-year-old woman, were viciously beaten to death by a 12-year-old gorilla who spontaneously attacked patrons of a crowded grocery store.
The latest attack marked the fifth of its kind in the United States within the last six months and has reignited the explosive national debate over gorilla control, with thousands of outraged Americans reportedly demanding that their government representatives act immediately in order to prevent further bloodshed.
“We’ve had to deal with too many gorilla-related tragedies, and we’ve had to bury too many innocent, feces-covered victims,” said Nicole Simmons, president of the Mothers Against Gorillas coalition, who herself lost her 16-year-old son in the infamous Baker High School gorilla rampage of 1997. “It’s time to put an end to this. We need to get gorillas off the streets once and for all. Enough is enough.”
“The answer to this systemic problem is not more gorillas,” Simmons continued, her eyes welling with tears. “The answer is fewer gorillas.”
As evidence, Simmons pointed to a 2011 University of Maryland study, which found that 98 percent of Americans who own a gorilla have never used them for defense against a home invasion. Simmons also cited widely reported studies confirming that people who keep gorillas in the home are 12 times more likely to have their arms torn off, and children in those households are 19 times more likely to be picked up by the legs and bashed repeatedly into the ground.
Furthermore, many gorilla control advocates have reportedly called for statewide limits to the number of gorillas one can purchase and a federal ban on the ownership of silverbacks, referencing as an example the tight gorilla laws in countries such as Japan, England, and Australia, where the annual rate of gorilla crimes is virtually nonexistent.
“There is absolutely no reason—not for hunting, protection, or otherwise—that an ordinary citizen would need to possess a 600-pound silverback,” said Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ), one of the most outspoken gorilla control advocates in Congress. “The general public frankly has no business owning apes of this size, and the only people who do are zookeepers who are trained to properly handle them. Otherwise, they are nothing but a threat to society and only serve to perpetuate more violence.”
Opponents to gorilla control legislation, however, appear to be fervent in their defense of their gorilla possession rights. A spokesperson for the powerful yet controversial national gorilla lobby told reporters that a ban on gorillas would not end incidents such as that in San Diego, as those who want the large primates could simply buy them from illegal dealers who smuggle them into the country from the jungles of sub-Saharan Africa.
Many gorilla owners also told sources that the creatures are primarily used for legal hunting purposes and that the overwhelming majority of gorilla enthusiasts are completely responsible with their apes.
“Listen, it’s my God-given right as an American to have the freedom to own a gorilla to protect myself and my family,” said Nashua, NH resident James Harrington, 46, adding that he personally owns 12 different gorillas of various sizes, but keeps them “safely locked away in [his] home.” “And the government has another thing coming if they think they can come into my house and take away my gorillas.”
“What happened in San Diego was horrible, but that doesn’t mean all gorillas are bad,” Harrington added. “In fact, if every person at that mall had a gorilla, then the tragedy probably never would have even happened in the first place.”
At press time, following the increase in national gorilla sales, four isolated gorilla attacks had just been reported across the country, with the overall civilian death toll currently estimated at 37.
steve roylance
New member
I always laugh when I see these guys on "Cops" trying to run and the Cops nab them every time because they can't run and hold their pants up at the same time. :dunce::roflmao::rofl:
steve roylance
New member