Here's the Alpha order list, and some explanations. Some defy explanation:
Achtung: creamsicle link to the story behind the name
http://cornsnakes.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34291&highlight=achtung
Aero: (daughter of Bruneaux and Hugo) amel
Axiom: cream
Babushka: Russian ratsnake
Batou: BP (from Ghost in the Shell)
Beasley: normal poss het ghost bloodred (from the Pink Martini song)
Bella Luna: Honduran ratsnake het silver
Belladonna: MBK
Bruneaux: amel
Bumblebee: BP
Calcifer: amel mot (from Howl's Moving Castle)
Chartreuse: snow with greenish/yellow borders
Cooper: cream
Cosmo: Miami (short for Cosmopolis)
Cranberry: bloodred
Daffyd (pronounced Davith): motley (from Little Brittain skit)
Dagger de Mort: amel (from Bleeding Goths doll of the same name)
Dallas: Texas bullsnake/Okeetee cornsnake cross ( my brother lives in Dallas)
Dandelion: amel
Deliliah: Okeetee
Deuel: aztec Okeetee-esque (name for Pete Deuel, the actor)
Dokuro: sunkissed (Japanese for head or skull)
Dubloon: butter mot (total freebie, I figured it was a hidden treasure when I got it)
Dune: KSB
Durango: normal (same colours as the mountains around Durango, CO)
Elvis: California King (need I say more?)
EMF: ghost (named for ghost hunting equipment)
EVP: ghost (named for ghost hunting equipment)
Frau Blucher: BP (snappy at first, named from Young Frankenstein)
Freight Train: rootbeer (looks like she has railroad tracks down her neck and she came charging through an early photo like a, well, freight train)
Fuu: normal stripe (from Samurai Champloo)
Fydeaux: amel (daughter of Bruneaux and Hugo)
Gantz: butter (just watch the anime Gantz and you'll get the butter dog thing)
Guadalupe: anery with crosses on her sides (Our Lady of Whatever)
Haka: banded Okeetee (Japanese for family grave site)
Hazel: caramel
Hugo: normal (biggest corn I have, hence huge-o)
Hydra: aztev Okeetee-esque
Igor: Russian ratsnake
Immaculata: anery
Jetta: normal
Kiowa: Emoryi
Leafe: sunkissed (from Pretear)
Leela: grey band king (has one eye, y'know, like the chick in Futurama...)
Lil Iodine: normal mot (the colour of iodine and it was my mother's nickname as a little kid)
Lolita Mana: anery stripe (I'm into the whole Japanese Lolita thing and the idea of visual kei)
Mahna Mahna: normal aztec (you should get that one)
Maia: normal motley (from the main character of Richard Adam's book)
Matches: normal banded
Medusa: 50/50 California king
Mercury: Baird's
Moose: rootbeer (has moose antlers on her head marking)
Motoko Kusanagi: het ghost bloodred (from Ghost in the Shell)
Myfanwy (pronounced Mi-fawn-way): normal motley (see Daffyd, above)
Ophelia: jungle
Pinoko: normal (from anime Blackjack)
Platinum: pewter
Pocky: reverse Okeetee, suspicious that he's a super corn (I love Pocky candy!)
Pompeii: Okeetee het lava
Primer: Charcoal
Princess: lavender California King
Punkin: amel
Puppy: milksnake phase, possibly upper keys influence?
Rascal: opal
Rusty: hypo bullsnake
Sampson: normal poss het ghost bloodred (see Beasley, above)
Scorpio: bloodred
Séance: ghost
Shimmer: snow stripe
Shiro: snow (Japanese for white)
Silverbullet: pewter (I'm HUGE into werewolves)
Sneaky Snake: rootbeer (from the Tom T. Hall song)
Sphynx: BP
Thor: KSB
Tobin: banded
Toffee: caramel
Togusa: BCI (from Ghost in the Shell)
Tortie: dilute rootbeer (I thought she was a cinnamon when I bought her, and we have a tortie cat named Cinnamonn so I thougt naming a cinnamon Tortie would be funny)
Ume: lavender (Japanese for plum)
Unnamed: pretty obvious
Vesuvius: lava (also pretty obvious, but for different reasons)
Vienna: BP
Zero: unusual anery